Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Villages Defended:	20
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Crown

Creative, Survival

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	632
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Runes Activated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Animals Bred:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Animals Bred:	158
Dragon Eggs Found:	7394	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Animals Bred:	189	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CandyCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Skyblock, Towny

Emek Skyblock and Faction Server You can buy vip etc with gems More things like Digger Minion farmer minion Collector Minion are available in our game ip: mc.candycraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.