Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Minecart Rapid Transit

Creative, Economy, Roleplay

The MRT Server is a greylisted freebuild creative server and community for city-building and transportation enthusiasts, running since July 2012. Anyone can join as a guest and explore the server, but to gain building privileges please apply to become a member.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Magic Items Found:	5297	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineStruck

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

MineStruck Network – Factions, Skyblock, Cannon and more!

Spread the word, gather your friends, and embark on this new adventure with Minestruck!

Discord: https://discord.gg/dqCPU8czKR

Website: https://minestruck.io

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	3271	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Skuad

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey all! Thanks for checking out our MinecraftServers page! Skuad is a pretty casual survival Minecraft! We run a variety of plugins to make the survival experience a bit more enjoyable! We have an economy run mostly by players, rankups that give you perks (for in-game money), and claiming! Among other things! Come say hi to us either in-game or on our Discord!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

IniziCraft

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Inizicraft is a server network that has grown and changed in six years of existence. Inizicraft allows players to join and play along with their group of friends or collaborate with others who are on the server. We aim to provide a variety of different playing options to give all visitors something to enjoy. Rather than pay for a server or realm to play with your friends, hop on Inizicraft and enjoy our survival or creative experience that provides a vanilla experience, with the addition of helpful plugins that players can use if they wish. Inizicraft also hosts the Minecraft Building Toronto Network, which is a project is recreating the City of Toronto on a 1:1 Scale.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7635
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

True Worlds

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Polished since 2011, True Worlds is like a Diamond. We welcome You with a warm-hearted community of all ages. NO VIPs, only playtime matters and as a Beginner you’ll have everything you really need. Five different gamemodes open for every player, most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Item-based currency and rewards transferable between gamemodes. Rewards from parkours, minigames and monthly achievements. Come and discover the rest yourself!

True Worlds is like a diamond, polished since 2011. We warmly welcome you to True with the whole community. We do NOT have Tips, because only playing time matters. Even as a Beginner, you have the right to everything you need. There are five game environments open to each player, the most popular of which are Survival, AcidIsland and Creative. Currency is tangible gold and prizes can be moved between game environments. You can redeem prizes for parkours, mini-games and monthly achievements. Come and experience True in all its glory!

﹥ IP: trueworlds.net (JE Premium) ﹥ Website: https://trueworlds.net/ ﹥ Discord: https://discord.gg/SkKe8nM ﹥ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/trueworldsofficial/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

FNaF Sister Server

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Official Sister FNaF Server! We are new and improved and a better FNaF server than ever before! In our server we have replicas of the FNaF maps 1-4, Fredbear’s Family Diner, FNaF Sister Location, the Pizza Simulator, Ultimate Custom Night, and the many spin-offs such as FNaC and TJoC as roleplay maps! We have also an Undertale section to our server for all of those Undertale Fans! But not only do we just have detailed role play maps, we also feature WORKING Factions and PlotMe, and Survival Plots! We are adding more as time goes along, our most recent additions to our server includes Bendy and the Ink Machine roleplay maps and Survival Plots! We have a very hardworking staff team who are always available to help. We hope you enjoy our server! Join us at fnafsisterserver.net. Also, check out our website at www.fnafsisterserver.enjin.com! We are in no way affiliated with Scott Cawthon, the makers of Undertale, or Disney.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineSpazio

Factions, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

THE BEST SERVER IN LATIN AMERICA SPEAKS HISPANIC WITH SURVIVAL FACTIONS SKYBLOCK PRISON HG PUENTES BUILDBATLE DESTROY THE NEXUS SKYWAR SKYGRID ROLEPLAY SPAZIOCOD AND MORE!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	308124	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SnickerzCraft

Factions, PvE, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Here at SnickerzCraft our main objective is to have fun, with a wide variety of plugins the server is one step away from being modded without mods! Custom furniture and maps make SnickerzCraft a unique and amazing server with an awesome community! There’s something for everyone here at SnickerzCraft including RPG and Survival. We offer a unique player market as well as an Admin shop, the donation store is affordable and we are currently working on an Elemental prison server which is going to rock your socks off!

So don’t hesitate, come along and meet our extensive range of custom mobs, bosses and blocks, some of which include: Custom Backpacks, Fruit and vegetables, Table of elements, Custom survival items and much much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Faceland

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Faceland is a survival server with an RPG twist! As you kill monsters you level up and grow stronger, gaining statpoints and awesome gear! The farther you you explore, the tougher the monsters get, and the greater the rewards become!

Join us at PLAY.FACE.LAND , or visit our website, https://www.face.land !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5921
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

JumpCraft Parkour

Creative, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

JumpCraft is the largest US network that is dedicated to parkour. There are over 800+ courses on the server with new ones being added every day. Rankup, earn perks and build up your parkour skills on this server! Hope to see you there!

Jumpcraft Survival

Jumpcraft Parkour 700+ Parkour Maps Challenge Maps and Rewards 12+ Rankup Courses Designer World Dropper Maps 4 Difficulties Practice Server

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4772	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PotatoCraft

New server! Not looking for staff atm! Join now(: Factions! Friendly staff!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LotsOGames Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Mini Games, Survival

LotsOGames is a minigame network that aims to be non-pay to win, and fun for everyone all ages. LotsOGames listens to you and will improve every day.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Horizon RPG

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

HorizonRPG 1.18.2

Dungeons McMMO Quests Elite Mobs Trading Land Claims

IP: play.horizonrpg.net

Welcome to the future of gaming, we innovate Minecraft to the next level.

Join up now to be able to take your Minecraft experience to the next level, complete dungeons with friends take over the server and build a kingdom.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Mines Excavated:	3974
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Deepslate

Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Calzones Quarry

PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Created by Minecraft players, for Minecraft players. with years of experience and knowledge I bring you the masterpiece that is this server. With a small host of classic plugins and a little elbow grease I nurtured life into this playground. Now I extend this invitation to join and be apart of a sparking community. See you soon!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.