Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	675	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lockley

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Lockley is a semi-anarchy survival server that offers lots of op items to match your play style! Op items can be found in large variety from wild looting, trading at spawn with other players or npc traders as well as acquired through voting! PVPers, builders, there’s items for everyone!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Placebos Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Placebos is a survival server for java and bedrock with RPG aspects, in it we start in a world where we have jobs, skills, clans and lots of security against cheaters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	8693
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	5996
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SinisterNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Welcome to the SinisterCraft Minecraft Network!

Embark on an epic journey across our two sensational servers – SinisterSkyblock and SinisterPrison!

**SinisterSkyblock**: Join us high up in the skies for an adrenaline-pumping Skyblock adventure! Encounter custom Raid Bosses, explore PvE zones for rare loot, and let Robot Workers assist you on your quest for greatness. Start your own mini-empire with a Bank that grows with interest, and utilize chunk collectors and auto-sell chests to become the ultimate tycoon! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, participate in chat games, and immerse yourself in a world of in-game and PvE events. Dress to impress with custom gear featuring awesome, never-before-seen skins! Don’t forget your companions – Pets and Mounts will be by your side! Feeling lucky? Try your hand at our Casino for a chance to win big!

**SinisterPrison**: Still in beta, but oh-so-exciting! Experience a gripping journey through our Prison server with features like Autosell, mind-blowing custom enchants, personal plots, and cells. Climb the ranks with a prestige system, complete quests, and revel in daily rewards! Once you reach max prestige (15), a whole new world awaits as you’re released into an untouched survival paradise – never to be reset! Form a gang, conquer the world, and leave your mark on SinisterCraft history!

Whether you’re a Skyblock enthusiast or a Prison prodigy, SinisterCraft offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience filled with fun, excitement, and endless possibilities! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

IP: Sinisternetwork.org Version: 1.19.4 and above

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

VipMc

LifeSteal, Survival

**VIPMC** – Unleash Your Inner Vampire!

Welcome to **VIPMC**, the ultimate Minecraft server where you can sink your teeth into a thrilling gaming experience! Prepare to embark on a bloodthirsty adventure like no other, as you explore a world filled with opportunities to drain your enemies’ life force and gain strength.

Our server offers a unique and exhilarating lifesteal gameplay mechanic, where every hit you land on your foes replenishes your health, making you an unstoppable force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re a seasoned vampire or a newbie looking to embrace the dark side, **VIPMC** provides a welcoming community and a variety of game modes to suit your preferences.

Join us at **VIPMC** and immerse yourself in a realm where survival means thriving on the essence of others. Conquer dungeons, engage in epic PvP battles, and forge alliances to dominate the leaderboard. It’s time to unleash your inner vampire and conquer the night!

Join us today, and let the hunt begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NixSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

NixSMP is a thriving Minecraft server community where players come together to explore, survive, and build in a shared world. With a focus on camaraderie and collaboration, players forge friendships as they embark on adventures, construct magnificent structures, and conquer challenges in the enchanting Minecraft universe. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, NixSMP offers a welcoming and engaging environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts to enjoy.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Animals Bred:	96	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AnarchyBox

Cross-Play, PvP

An Crystal Box server thats bedrock and java fun try the server out one of the best crystal servers more game modes coming soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ilu Ambar – Enquenta Arda

Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

A LOTRmodded minecraft server providing a gameplay environment aimed at long-term immersive roleplay survival, with focus on custom in-character roleplay, building, PvE and consented PvP, for a mature player community. The server world is Middle-earth in the Third Age with hard survival settings.

All information needed to know what this server is about is presented on our LOTRmod wiki page. Join our Discord server to meet the community and learn more.

The server opened for whitelisted players on 28 August 2023. This is a relaunch of our original server that started on January 15 2019 and was discontinued on 26 August 2023. Seed is the same, and many of our best survival builds are re-used.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

theravenAU MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to theravenAU SMC Creative

Step into the thrilling world of theravenAU SMP and Creative, where survival pushes limits and bonds are built to last. Dive into an unparalleled Minecraft adventure, where every choice matters and challenges pave the way to lasting friendships. Dare to experience the ultimate game – where only the strong thrive!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

b253 anarchy

Anarchy

A super fun anarchy server that has other game modes coming along soon! there actively being worked on. The server currently features a anarchy server that is over 2 years old and has no resets. And we dont plan on doing any resets any time soon (inventories are fine upon request)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	244
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AquaPearl

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to AquaPearl!

Come Experience AquaPearl’s Adventure: Dive into an ocean of innovation via AquaPearl’s exclusive game-modes and community spirit. Our BoxPvp is just the tip of the iceberg!

Key Highlights for ALL Members:

Custom Gameplay: Prepare to plunge into the limitless and colorful resources packs of BoxPvp that have been specially crafted for a more tailor-made battle experience.

Skilled Builders: Get ready to be blown away by the expert marvels of our dedicated experienced builders who forge unbelievable worlds.

Innovative Plugins: Unique gameplay with our custom plugins which reinvent playing the game.

AquaPearl – Where Every Wave Leads to a New Discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CitrusNetwork

Cross-Play, Earth, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to CitrusNetwork

Current Gamemodes: Survival SMP and OneBlock.

Survival SMP • Features: Custom World Terrain, Coin Flip, Skills, 464x Quests, Jobs, Leveling System, Teams.

OneBlock • Features: Envoy Event, AFK Area, 395x Quests, Coin Flip.

Server IP: citrusnetwork.net Bedrock IP: citrusnetwork.net Port:25405

Get ready to soar through the skies of CitrusNetwork – where every block is an opportunity waiting to be discovered!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Villages Defended:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Blockhead Kids

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Welcome to “Blockhead Kids,” a captivating Minecraft server where imagination knows no limits, and every pixel is infused with wonder and adventure. Prepare to be enthralled as you step into a realm of boundless creativity and camaraderie, enhanced by an array of enchanting plugins that will elevate your gameplay to extraordinary heights.

Unveil the mysteries of Slimefun, a captivating plugin that brings a touch of magic to your crafting and resource-gathering endeavors. Unearth hidden recipes, conjure remarkable items, and embark on an epic journey of discovery as you master the art of blending science and enchantment. From powerful machines to whimsical contraptions, Slimefun adds a new layer of enchantment to your building pursuits.

Venture into the depths of PyroMining, where the act of excavation becomes an explosive thrill. Navigate the labyrinthine tunnels with fiery determination, unearthing precious ores and rare minerals while igniting the very earth beneath you. This dynamic plugin transforms mining into a heart-pounding adventure, making each dig a rush of excitement and discovery.

For those drawn to the allure of the deep blue, PyroFishingPro invites you to cast your line and reel in a bounty of aquatic treasures. With this captivating plugin, fishing evolves into an art form, as you seek to capture magnificent catches that hold unexpected surprises. Whether you’re seeking sustenance or uncovering hidden gems, PyroFishingPro makes every cast a moment of anticipation and delight.

But the enchantment doesn’t stop there. Dive headfirst into a world of mini-adventures with our PartyGames plugin, boasting an impressive array of over 20 distinct minigames. From heart-racing challenges to brain-teasing puzzles, PartyGames offers an abundance of exhilarating diversions that promise laughter, competition, and endless fun. Engage in friendly contests, test your skills, and revel in the joy of shared experiences with fellow players.

At “Blockhead Kids,” these captivating plugins—Slimefun, PyroMining, PyroFishingPro, and PartyGames—are seamlessly woven into the tapestry of our server, enriching your gameplay and ensuring that every moment is infused with magic and excitement. Join our vibrant community today and embark on an extraordinary journey of creativity, exploration, and camaraderie. The adventure of a lifetime awaits at “Blockhead Kids”!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Villages Defended:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

AethraCraft

Survival

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.