Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	4359
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Gems Collected:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	211

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ContinentalMC

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

=-ContinentalMC-=

ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WavyCraft

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

Server IP: wavycraft.net

Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

» Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6822

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Galaxypixelmon

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP

About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	994
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Crops Grown:	6151
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BeastMC – Network

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

we’re waiting for you to join us.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Holy Grails Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	573829
Dragon Scales Harvested:	354	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CastlePvP

Factions

Welcome to CastlePvP !

Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

The Noob Adventures

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minedonia

Creative, Cross-Play, Roleplay

Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Factionether

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrownMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5502
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

KraxiaMC

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Vanilla

WHAT IS KRAXIA? Kraxia is a Skyblock server with a twist… Between the various quests, open world inspired town (spawn), dungeons, leveling, talents and prestige systems, we’re sure that you’ve never seen a server quite like this. Kraxia prides itself on being a community-driven environment and is constantly evolving based on the needs and interests of the community.

WHAT IS SKYBLOCK RPG? Kraxia is a traditional Skyblock server with many RPG elements, including a full 1-60 leveling system (xp is gained from farming, forestry, ranching, mining and fishing), featuring a dynamic quest line and various daily quests and challenges. Throughout the server you will find yourself immersed in a traditional RPG setting all based around your island and your experience. We respect that everyone is unique and based on that we’ve created a unique talents system that allows you to play how you want to play!

WHAT MAKES KRAXIA SO UNIQUE? Kraxia has been in development for over four years prior to release. The progress has been slow and steady and the final product is something we are very excited to share with the Minecraft audience! Our small development team have created unique systems exclusive to our community and never seen before content to the larger Minecraft community. We are pleased to share our work with you and invite you to explore our uniquely crafted server!

WHERE CAN I FIND MORE INFORMATION? Kraxia has a dedicated Discord (www.kraxiamc.com/discord) and Twitter (www.twitter.com/KraxiaMC) where you can stay up-to-date with the latest features and changes to our community server. Our helpful staff and community members are just a quick message away from answering your questions!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8021
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DireSkies

Cross-Play, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Looking for the best new Minecraft Server? Look no further! DireSkies is here to help. Mine blocks, level up, and slay your enemies on this exciting new journey.

PAYOUTS We offer a recurring $500 in competitive payout prize! With more money making opportunities present, including real life trading

Join the discord to get familiar with our wonderful community: https://discord.gg/dire

Claim a FREE RANK by joining today $500 in competitive PayPal prize money!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Meteorites Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dragon Shield

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

br.dragonshieldmc.net 19132

We’re one of the friendliest communities out there! We have a strict NO-TOXICITY policy which we enforce very carefully but effectively. Expect warm welcomes and honestly one of the best community experiences that you’ll ever go through. The community is warm, kind and welcoming. PlayTime Ranks, what are they and how do they work? Well, here player I’ll answer your questions. Your rank gets upgraded while you’re playing, the more play time the better the rank! The ranks offer amazing kits and cool perks such as the back, feed, more homes, hats, and many others! What are you waiting for come collect them all! Custom mobs, you might be asking yourself huh what do they even have to offer I’ve seen the same thing on a million servers before… Well we decided to be DIFFERENT! We offer you 20 + Cave Custom Mobs. They spawn below 60 and they sure pack a punch! Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, Crawling Skellys and more awaits you in the deepest depths. We organize weekly boss events! A premium dungeon experience like no other! Fight bosses with a complex attack system and 30+ abilities per boss! The loot is also great but first comes first served the one to get the last hit gets the rewards so be quick and be smart and enjoy your time as the main character on our server!

Our Custom Enchants system offers you not 100, not 200, but 300 ENCHANTS ! You can get them from enchanting normally at a table or you can buy them with EXP! From PVP to Mining enchants to even Effects we have it all! You’ll sure have fun using them we guarantee it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

EternalMC

PvP

A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

Includes:

– ranges to buy

– Money system

– Minas

– Armor

– Piñata

And more

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

LostOriginsMC

Economy, Survival

We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6060
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TownyEternal

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	110809
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.