Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NautiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

NautiCraft is a well sourced, no griefing, low lag Minecraft survival server designed around a small but growing community. We offer an easy but fun survival experience for both new and experienced players. Here’s a list of some of the things we have to offer;

– Player-made economy (and a server shop selling only essentials) – Optional PvP and optional keepinventory – 4 Base ranks and 4 Donator ranks – ArtMap – Creative plotworld for build or redstone testing, accessible to all ranks – GriefPrevention – And more!

NautiCraft is a well moderated server. Our rules are straightforward and easy to follow, designed to make sure everyone can feel safe on the server. Staff are constantly working on all aspects of the server, both moderating and creating new features for players.

We are continuously in development, which means that our server is not perfect. We try our very best to resolve issues quickly and we aspire to listen to our playerbase as much as possible. Here is a list of all the things we want to achieve: https://bit.ly/NC_Aspirations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crops Grown:	9686
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

ChampiCraft Network

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Survival y PvP

Auction system, mushroom-themed ranks, clans, pvp 1.19, betting, ffa, koth, crystal pvp, duels, protections, random rtp, comabte log, extra stores.

Sandbox – Practica PvP

New pvp system called crystal pvp or nexo pvp, it has custom kits, random rtp, tops kills or hours played, crystal acceleration for high ping users, combat log, desert sand area or a closed FFA arena.

Anarchy – Anarchic

You can do everything, except using hacks, but you can use xray, antiafk hours played system, commands like /stats, /back, /tpaccept, /tpa, /sethome, mushroom and mushroom theme ranges,

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

DarksCorner

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DarksCorner is a server owned by the popular youtuber Dark Corners.

We currently have a survival server running on 1.15.2 without any lag. Feel free to check us out.

Don’t forget to join our discord: discord.gg/darkcorners

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	1664	Unicorn Sightings:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Animals Bred:	55
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Nexus

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Nexus focuses mainly on custom and unique experiences. Join today to see what the hype is all about!

IP: mc.nexus.mn

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Towns Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SimplyVanilla

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Simply Vanilla is a Vanilla Anarchy server where the ONLY rule is no hack clients. Similar to 2b2t, but with out everyone using cheats, and the very long queues. Other than the no hacking rule, the server has absolutely NO other rules and NO other plugins. The server is completely Vanilla. Feel free to raid and grief bases, team up, build empires and kingdoms, and say what ever you want in chat. The server has never been reset and never will be. Join Today!

discord.gg/dP7SqPF

or join a cooler geopolitical RP server

discord.gg/uJDGQWp

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mines Excavated:	1413
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	420	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Atrix

Factions, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

We have four custom made worlds in total! so you can play anyone of these, Toxic will consist of magic and spells playing as witches and wizards in a kingdom run faction server with buy-able perks. Vanilla will be a standard vanilla Minecraft kingdoms survival server with buy-able perks. Medieval is going to be a server with horses and old medieval gear and castle and such. You may only build bases above ground and towns and such for the fact that nobody built bases underground. We have a discord and Minecraft server running right now with two functioning servers.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	932	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyBlock Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join RGAMinecraft, DoniBobes and MacTh3Mac on the fantastic all New SkyBlock Network. Featuring OP SkyBlock, Classic SkyBlock. Now Featuring an All New Survival SMP Game Mode!

Supported Versions – 1.8 through 1.16.2

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5442	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	4422	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Void Armor Forged:	30	Love Letters Sent:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ManaCube

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

ValorCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Spells, Magic, abilities, custom mobs, bosses, Wands, Quests… Involve yourself into the world of valor where courage and guts count, complete quests, learn spells, defeat bosses, rule nations and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Love Letters Sent:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RedeSGP

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server IP – jogar.RedeSGP.com Site: https://loja.RedeSGP.com Discord: https://RedeSGP.com/discord

I hope everyone likes The server was created with a lot of dedication to serve you. 1.8 a 1.19

TAGS: SkyBlock, SkyWars, Survival, P4Free, KitPvP, RankUp, McMMO, Eventos, Farms, PvP, PvE, Minas, Parkou e mais…

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FoxMC

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

As avid gamers, our number one priority is your experience. We aim to create a platform for our users that offers unprecedented simplicity in a Survival MMO (We do not want you to waste valuable hours of your time on trivialities).

In addition to that, we design every single component ourselves without borrowing any outside content. This gives you a unique experience on our server and our perfectionism will give you a product of the highest quality with immense attention to detail.

Our server will grant you access to epic weapons, new Ores and gems to empower you and create your special combination of gear to dominate other players in your daily and weekly events such as clan wars , FFA , and much more, all while taking all your comments and feedback into great consideration to improve the overall experience.

Ultimately, we want to become the most populated server in Minecraft while keeping the player experience as the precursor for all our decisions.

With that being said, we look forward to seeing you on FoxMC and hope to get your support in making this server the best Minecraft server to this date!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Minecave

Factions, MCMMO

Factions: – Custom Enchantments – Friendly, Small Community – Lag-Free Experience – Unique Plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PotterCraftMC

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Explore the Magic on PotterCraft MC!

Step into the enchanting world of PotterCraft MC and immerse yourself in our carefully crafted replicas of Hogwarts, Durmstrang, Diagon Alley, and other iconic locations – all whilst learning spells, attending classes, embarking on quests, and participating in the wizarding world! In the survival world, you can engage in duels, form alliances, and establish your own community together with Towny! Alternatively, you can go solo and chill out on your own private housing plot – the choice is yours!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Villages Defended:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ferox MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Ferox is a friendly, non grief survival based server. If you enjoy building, doing quests, taking part in competitions and making money then you have come to the right place!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fancycraft Server

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Survival

Fancycraft is a Hub server Network that offers you only the best. This is a server you do not want to miss out on!

>> Factions Fight others and raid other factions! >> OP Prison Join the Prison and beat your friends! >> SkyBlock – Come join and get your SkyBlock and Expand it! >> Creative Play in Creative and enjoy building and having fun with your friends! >> Survival Survival is a Great place to start the adventure and survive! >> Games! We have Awesome Games and custom Mini-games with unique maps!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	2102	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.