Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NightCraft

KitPvP, OneBlock, Skyblock, Vanilla

Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MinecraftIL

PvP, Skyblock

We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Passages Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Callecox MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

You can join with an older and newer version!

The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SmolCraft

Survival, Vanilla

Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

Well, come login to SmolCraft!

You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Buildings Constructed:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trade Haven

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BloxBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CareFree Network

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Survival

This server would be what you always expected.

– = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	6793
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MarilagHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchantments Applied:	116	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FateMC

Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MahiCommunitySMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	5575
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TechnoSurvival

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

We hope to see you there!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Lands of Ethelia

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

AllayRival

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5136
Buildings Constructed:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Cobblemon Islands

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MoodyMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Prison, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3627

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.