Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Void Gems Collected:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ores Mined:	1832

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Potions Brewed:	51	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ores Mined:	1841
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Goofy Goobers

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

So that everyone knows, not everything on the server is finished! I am working on it though!

Dynmap – http://142.4.207.221:8052/

If you’re ever on the server and something doesn’t work, is broken, or isn’t properly set up, do not be afraid to ping me in Discord and tell me!

There’s more server information on PlanetMinecraft! https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/goofy-goobers/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1497	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!