Crafty Jerk Offs | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCuisine

amazing meal, best dish, best food ever, CraftyCuisine, culinary delight, delectable cuisine, delicious meal, exquisite dish, Favorite Food, flavorful feast, gourmet experience, memorable dish, mouth-watering dish, scrumptious dish, tasty treat, top cuisine, top culinary delight, top dish, top meal, ultimate dining experience, unforgettable food

Are you tired of boring old servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world with a side of epic adventures and a sprinkle of hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so deliciously fun that even the Ender Dragon wants a seat at our table!

So come on down and take a bite out of the best dish you’ll ever eat in Minecraft! Just be warned, our server is so addictive that you may never want to leave. Bon appétit!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Elon’s Crafty World

billionaire, Brazil, Business, compliance, Crafty, digital platform, electric cars, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Fine, innovation, internet, legal issues, ONLINE, regulations, REINSTATEMENT, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla, world

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even elon musk’s x got in trouble for playing on it in brazil? yea, that’s right, this server is so freakin awesome that even elon musk couldn’t resist. but don’t worry, he just had to pay a lil fine and now he’s back online, ready to craft and build with the rest of us.

join us on this epic server where the mobs are so tough, they make the wither look like a baby zombie. we’ve got dungeons that will make your head spin and treasure that will make you rich beyond your wildest dreams.

plus, we’ve got the best community around. everyone is super friendly and always willing to lend a hand. so what are u waiting for? come join us on this crazy minecraft adventure and see why even elon musk couldn’t stay away.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

FearCraft: SpeakEasy Server

American society, cultural norms, fear of backlash, fear of criticism, fear of disapproval, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of reprisal, fear of speaking out, fearcraft, freedom of speech, opinion suppression, Political Correctness, public discourse, public opinion, self-censorship, Server, social attitudes, social conformity, societal expectations, societal pressure, Speakeasy, survey results

join our epic minecraft server where you can say WHATEVER you want without fear of judgement or backlash! we have created a safe space for all players to express themselves freely, whether you believe in building giant banana statues or think that pigs should rule the world, we’ve got you covered!

our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end. from fighting off hordes of evil chickens to racing llamas through obstacle courses, there is never a dull moment on our server.

we even have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, that’s a secret you’ll have to uncover for yourself! join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into next!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	292689
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Adventure awaits in Avalon: The Server That’s Been Online Longer Than Most Marriages!

Adventure, armor, avalon, Awaits, cleric, Conquer, Crafting, guardian, Kingdom, longer, Loot drops, Mage, magic spells, marksman, Marriages, Minecraft, ONLINE, paladin, Quests, Rogue, Secrets, Server, Skills, smp, Summoner, Survival, warrior, weapons

Minecraft Server: Avalon

Server Trailer	Watch Here
TikTok	View Here
Server IP	defend.avalon.today

Overview: Avalon is an mmoRPG server in its purest form, combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, and 14 final bosses, it offers a unique gameplay experience within the Minecraft world.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
NPC-based Questing
Keep Inventory enabled
14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards
Dungeons
Custom Skills and Magic Spells
Co-operative Towny environment
Global Market system and Auctions
And much more!

Server Rules:

No griefing or stealing
No scamming
Be respectful
Be ethical
Use common sense

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Holy Shit Minecraft Server: Filter Wonders

bad dragon, bailey jay, BBC, blacked, Cum, cute girl, estrogen, fetish, filter, french kiss, FTM, Genderfluid, gf, ghetto, HOLY, HOLY SHIT, hormone, horny, hrt, hypno, Incest, interracial, Lgbt, Masturbate, Minecraft, mtf, oral sex, Prostate, r9k, Server, shemale, Shit, sissy, solo male, Transgender, twink, Virgin, Wonders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that filter out all the fun stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the wild west of Minecraft! We don’t censor anything, so you can let your creativity run wild without any restrictions.

Join us if you want to build a giant penis castle, roleplay as a sexy genderfluid robot boy, or create a virtual world where interracial french kissing is the norm. Our server is a haven for all the freaks, geeks, and weirdos who want to express themselves in the most outrageous ways possible.

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8884	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minecraft SMP – Viral Reality Gang #1632

Assetto Corsa, breachers, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Gang, Headset Selection, Idol Event, Idol Event Euro Beta Testing, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, Pokemon Gijinka Event, Real Suffering, Reality, smp, viral, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Walkabout Minigolf, WRC Club

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for our Euro Beta Testing Edition, where you can experience “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” in the most hilarious way possible.

Choose from a variety of VR headsets, because why settle for just one when you can have them all? And don’t forget to check out our game recommendations, because who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll find yourself in.

Explore our VRC screenshots by world and get lost in the madness of our game resources. From Assetto Corsa to Minecraft (Vanilla+), we’ve got everything you need to keep the fun going.

But that’s not all – join us for our regularly hosted multiplayer games, from EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf. And don’t miss out on our VRChat events, where things get even crazier.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the insanity that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic Pokemon Gijinka Event or battling it out in our Idol Event. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NoDramaMom’s Minecraft Server

anxiety, bullying, classmates, comfort, Communication, DAUGHTER, decision, disagreements, emotions, friendship, handling, ISOLATION, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, NoDramaMoms, parallel play, perspective, Playdate, selective, Server, Situation, special education, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and friendship drama that will make your head spin!

Picture this: your daughter and her friend Emily are in a heated battle over a ruler. Who will come out on top? Will they reconcile their differences or will the ruler be the ultimate downfall of their friendship? Only on our server will you find out!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and witness the epic showdown between two moms as they duke it out over their daughters’ friendship. Will they be able to come to a resolution or will the drama never end? You’ll have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of emotions, friendship, and rulers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BroBroBrokeIt – Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, BroBroBrokeIt, college fund, confession, consequences, family, finance, financial responsibility, friendship, gambling, Honesty, Minecraft, moral dilemma, Server, sibling bonds, sibling rivalry, stealing, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, Trust

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some real excitement in your Minecraft gameplay? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of adventure and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering family secrets, betrayal, and financial scandals that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you can witness drama like this unfold right in front of your eyes?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, come to our server and witness the ultimate showdown between siblings over stolen college funds. Will you choose to betray your brother for the greater good, or will you stand by and watch the drama unfold?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re Tom, of course)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Enchantments Applied:	65	Mines Excavated:	4116
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BFFSecrets Minecraft SMP

advice, Best Friend, BFFSecrets, Communication, confession, Connection, Deep Conversations, fear, friendship, hesitation, Hidden feelings, Honesty, loyalty, Minecraft, Openness, pent up emotions, Secrets, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding, unspoken words, Vulnerability

Are you tired of your best friend always stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we encourage diamond theft! In fact, it’s a requirement to join the server. We have a whole economy based on stealing from each other, and the more diamonds you steal, the higher your rank becomes. So join now and show your best friend who the real diamond thief is!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Magic Items Found:	5334	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeper69

After sex, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, consent, CraftyCreeper69, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, inappropriate, insensitive, Intimacy, man, offensive, post-coital, reddit, relationships, Respect, Women, worst thing

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans!

Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or maybe you’ll come across a group of friendly creepers who just want to give you a hug instead of blowing you up.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mines Excavated:	4512

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunflowerGrieferz

Activists, art, art world, controversy, crime, criminal act, criminal damage, cultural heritage, Incident, Justice, Masterpiece, Museum, Paintings, punishment, restoration, sentenced, SunflowerGrieferz, Sunflowers, Vandalism, vandalized, Vincent Van Gogh

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner artist and create masterpieces like vincent van gogh! but watch out, because just like in real life, your beautiful creations might get vandalized by mischievous players! it’s a wild west out here, where anything can happen, including art crimes and epic battles for survival. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next van gogh of minecraft! join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	8494	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Star Gazing Alien Hangout

Alien, aliens, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Communication, Contact, Cosmic, Curiosity, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, eye contact, galaxies, gazing, Hangout, intergalactic, outer space, Possibility, Space, speculation, star, Stars, Universe, unknown beings, Wonder

So, like, imagine if these aliens were like, “Yo, let’s play Minecraft together on this EPIC server!” And you’re just there like, “HECK YEAH, let’s do this!”

This server is like, the ultimate hangout spot for aliens and humans alike. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese.

Join us and you’ll get to build a house out of rainbow blocks, ride a llama into battle, and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis hidden deep within the ocean.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this out-of-this-world Minecraft server and let’s create some intergalactic chaos together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Herocraft: Where you can finally live out your dream of being a potato in a fantasy world!

Adventure, Classes, Community, Crafting, Discord, dream, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Finally, herocraft, History, Ip:, Linktree, Live, Newcomer, Potato, Professions, RPG, smp, Staff, Survival, Updates, vibrant, world

Herocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Key Features
Unique survival world with breathtaking terrain and overview map
18 classes and 8 professions to specialize in
10+ challenging dungeons to explore
Active and friendly staff to support and enhance gameplay
Community-hosted events with regular staff involvement
Hand-crafted Server Resource Pack compatible with existing packs

Why Herocraft?

With 14 years of history, Herocraft offers a unique blend of RPG elements, inventive crafting, and a vibrant community. Join us today!

IP: play.hc.to

Discord: hc.to/discord

Linktree: hc.to/socials

FAQs

Question	Answer
What makes Herocraft different from other Minecraft servers?	Herocraft offers a unique survival world with classes, professions, dungeons, and a vibrant community.
Can I play on Herocraft with my friends?	Yes, Herocraft supports multiplayer gameplay for you and your friends to enjoy together.
Are there regular updates and events on Herocraft?	Yes, Herocraft undergoes weekly updates bringing new features, fixes, and events for players to enjoy.
How can I join Herocraft?	You can join Herocraft by using the IP address provided or by joining the Discord server.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trap Anime Minecraft Server

animated, Animation Studio, Anime, Characters, creative decisions, Demand, Entertainment, Fans, Future, genre, Industry, japanese animation, Minecraft, Plot, Popularity, production, Season, Server, Storyline, television, trap, trap anime, trends

Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of llamas took over the server and declared themselves as the rulers. They made everyone wear llama costumes and speak only in llama language. But fear not, for our brave players fought back with their trusty diamond swords and defeated the llama overlords in an epic battle that will go down in Minecraft history!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as their DJ’s. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted toilet that grants wishes to those who dare to sit upon it.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional llama uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftySavings Minecraft SMP

CraftySavings, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of working for a boomer boss who thinks using Python libraries will land you in legal trouble? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only legal trouble you’ll face is stealing your friend’s diamonds! Our server is filled with technical wizards who can build anything from scratch without worrying about copyright infringement. Plus, we have a strict “no attorneys allowed” policy, so you can code in peace without the fear of being sued by Guido van Rossum himself. Come join us and build the ultimate SaaS empire without spending a dime – just watch out for those creepers!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.