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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 8427 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 113 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.