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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 4857 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 976716 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6793 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Join us for the craziest adventures you can imagine. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of chocolate? No problem. And don’t even get me started on the dragon races!
But wait, there’s more! On this server, girls don’t poop. That’s right, you heard me. And if anyone tries to tell you otherwise, we’ll just fill their mouth with… well, you know.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it.