Crafty Egirl Escape: A Minecraft Server to Distract You!

coping mechanisms, Crafty, Distract, distractions, EGirl, emotional well being, Escape, letting go, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, moving on, Obsession, personal growth, positive thinking, relationships, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-control, Server, social media, stop thinking, Therapy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	404	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about a player who couldn’t stop thinking about an egirl they met on our server…

One day, this player stumbled upon a mysterious egirl who had the power to make anyone fall in love with her pixelated charm. They couldn’t stop thinking about her, even when they logged off the server. So, they decided to join our server again and again, hoping to catch another glimpse of this enchanting egirl.

But little did they know, our server is filled with unpredictable events, crazy mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you forget all about that egirl! From battling giant chickens to riding pigs off cliffs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, if you want to escape the clutches of an egirl and dive into a world of pure madness and laughter, then join our server today! Who knows, you might even find a new egirl to obsess over…or maybe just a bunch of derpy llamas to hang out with.

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7667
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ores Mined:	2930	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Crops Grown:	3768
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mines Excavated:	3775
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Buildings Constructed:	26	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crops Grown:	3583	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
New Chunks Explored:	217768	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	65
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	743

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	193	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Villages Defended:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mines Excavated:	4593	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crops Grown:	7951	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).