Crafty Drunkies | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomerCrushes

admired., ageless beauty, aging gracefully, attractive, BoomerCrushes, Celebrity, charming, Crush, desirable, distinguished, famous person, heartthrob, Hollywood legend, hot, Icon, Idol, Mature, Older, Seasoned, Silver Fox, Veteran

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7818	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us and you might just run into your favorite older celebrity crush, who knows, maybe they’re secretly playing Minecraft too! Imagine building a castle with George Clooney or going on a mining adventure with Helen Mirren – the possibilities are endless on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for some celebrity-filled shenanigans!

CraftyBritsPeaceServe

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBritsPeaceServe, crisis management., deployment, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Négotiation, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, prime minister, russia, SECURITY, Support, Troops, uk, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

LOL OK SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE YOU WONT WANNA MISS. WE GOT TROOPS READY TO GO TO UKRAINE BUT LIKE NOT FOR WAR, JUST TO SUPPORT PEACE DEALS WITH RUSSIA. LIKE WHOA, TALK ABOUT DIPLOMACY IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC BUILDING AND DIPLOMATIC MISSIONS. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL BE THE ONE TO BRING PEACE TO THE LANDS OF BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN, ONE PEACE DEAL AT A TIME. JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BE A VIRTUAL PEACEMAKER AND HAVE A BLAST WHILE DOING IT.

Altered Beliefs Under Psychedelics (ALBUS) Server

Albus, Altered, altered beliefs, altered consciousness, Altered Reality, altered states, Beliefs, brain function, cognition, cognitive neuroscience, Consciousness, consciousness studies, experiences, mind-altering substances, neurology, neuroscience, Perception, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, psychedelics, sensory experiences, Server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to have your mind BLOWN in Minecraft land? Join this server and experience the wildest trip of your life, bruh!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a portal that takes you to the land of ALBUS. This place is like no other, filled with psychedelic wonders and mind-bending adventures.

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average creepers and zombies. Oh no, they’re trippy creatures that will challenge your perception of reality. And don’t even get me started on the boss battles – you’ll be facing off against giant floating brains and rainbow-colored dragons.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every player gets a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns, lasers, and rainbows – what more could you ask for?

So come on, join us on this epic journey through the psychedelic realm of ALBUS. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get weird, baby!

Beocraft

1.21.4, Beocraft, Cheating, classic, Community, Discord, Europe, Griefing, hermitcraft, Ip:, Join, new season, Novi Sad, Relax, Serbia, smp, Survival, Vanilla, verify, vibrant, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Beocraft Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
	6 years of community and experience
Rules	No tolerance for griefing and cheating
Community	Vibrant community
New World	New season started yesterday
Location	Server location in Europe, on the internet backbone. (Serbia, Novi Sad)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How to join the Beocraft Minecraft server?

Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/P6sy7SMmB6. Go to #verify-here and type /verify . The IP address is posted in the Discord server.

Enchanted Threads 1.20.2

1.20.2, brunette, clothes, controversy, Enchanted, explicit content, fashion, Girls, gossip, leaked photos, lingerie, Long hair, nudes, ONLINE, posted, privacy, scandal, sharing, social media, Threads, trending, viral, Yesterday

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1095	Buildings Constructed:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, I swear it’s lit AF! We got all the rarest skins and blocks, like seriously, you won’t find them anywhere else. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family, but without the weird uncle who always smells like cheese. And don’t even get me started on the events we have, like last week we had a build battle where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. I mean, who does that? Only us, that’s who. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine and craft our way to glory together!

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

Beliefs, Church, ChurchDitcher, congregation, Devil, direct, doctrines, Eternity, family, Gay, Hell, humanism, husband, Kids, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Nightmares, Offense, Religion, repent, Server, Sinners, sunday school

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into going to church every time you visit your mother-in-law? Join our Minecraft server and escape the judgmental stares and hellfire speeches! Our virtual world is a religion-free zone where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone telling you how to live your life.

We even have a special “Devil Control” mini-game where you can banish all your fears of eternal damnation. And if you ever feel the urge to repent, just hit the respawn button and start fresh!

So why waste your Sundays sitting in a pew when you could be crafting and mining with us? Join now and say goodbye to religious obligations and hello to endless entertainment!

NoFenceNoProblemCraft

Angry, border, Boundary, Communication, compromise, disagreement, Division, Fence, front garden, Hedge, lawn, maintenance, Neighbour, NoFenceNoProblemCraft, Plants, refusing, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, terraced housing, uk, Upset

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries – both in-game and in real life! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own virtual hedge to protect your territory from pesky neighbors.

Just like in the real world, you can choose to maintain your hedge or let it grow wild and unruly – it’s all up to you! And if your neighbor gets mad and demands a fence, just tell them to build it themselves!

So come on over and show off your landscaping skills while navigating the drama of neighborly disputes. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life? Join us now and let the hedge wars begin!

UkraineCraft Server: No Russia-US Talks!

Conflict Resolution, current events, Decision making, Diplomacy, eastern europe, exclusion, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Négotiation, political news, russia, RussiaUS, Server, Statement, summit, talks, uae, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, US, world affairs, zelenskyy

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	3493
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ukraine is like, nah, we good, we chillin in UAE, fam. this server is so epic, even zelenskyy is like, i ain’t got time for russia-us talks, imma build me a sick castle in this server. join us and be part of the madness, where even world leaders are like, minecraft > real life.

CraftyRainbowImamAssassin

activism, Assassination, Community, CraftyRainbowImamAssassin, current events, discrimination, Gay, hate crime, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imam, Islam, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Minority, Muslim, News, Religion, Social Issues, south africa, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join, man! We got the craziest stuff happening, like the first openly gay Muslim imam getting killed in South Africa! I know, right? It’s like a soap opera up in here! Join us and be part of the drama, the mystery, the chaos! Who knows what will happen next on this wild ride of a server! So come on, don’t be a square, join now and be part of the madness!

PixelPorkChop’s FunLand

Accurate, Alternative, ASFV, Assay, Cas12i3, CRISPR, Development, Faster, FUNLAND, genotyping, innovation, isothermal, method, OBServe.v2, one-pot, PixelPorkChops, research, RfxCas13d, sensitivity, specificity, Technology, Visual

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Farms Harvested:	645
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Yo, yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got that OBServe.v2 isothermal one-pot CRISPR-Cas12i3/Cas13d-based assay up in here! Like whaaaat?! It’s like the coolest thing since diamond swords, bro!

You wanna genotyping methods? We got that on lock, with 100% sensitivity and specificity, yo! And get this, it’s faster than you can say “creeper” – like 45 minutes fast, fam!

So come on over and join the party, where we’re mixin’ science with Minecraft in the most lit way possible! Don’t miss out on the fun, cuz this server is where it’s at, yo! Let’s get this OBServe.v2 party started!

Davidscloud Servers

admin team, Amplified World, Banking System, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davidscloud, Discord, Event World, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Hub, Interest, market, Merchants, multiple worlds, pay to win, platform restrictions, Servers, smp, Survival, vanilla server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	You can join using IP: dscgames.net and Port: 25565 for the Vanilla (Latest Version) version. For Bedrock Crossplay, use Port: 19132.
Do you have a Discord server for support?	Yes, you can join our Discord to learn more about our Minecraft servers, commands, admin support, community rules, and more. Join Discord
Can I connect to the server via console?	Yes, you can follow the tutorial at Tutorial Link

Porky Hog Fat Ass Double Wide Butterball 1.20.5

1.20.5, ass, butterball, CHUBBY, corpulent, double, double wide, fat, Fatty, gluttonous, hog fat, Hog.., indulgence, Indulgent, lard, obese, overweight, Pig, plump, Pork, porky, Unhealthy, wide

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a porky hog fat ass double wide butterball of fun!

We got pigs flying around like they’re on a sugar rush and cows wearing top hats and monocles.

The trees are made of bacon and the rivers flow with melted butter.

You can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

It’s like a psychedelic trip through Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory.

Don’t miss out, join now and let the insanity consume you!

SisterlyVacay Minecraft Server

abroad, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Cultural, Decision making, Differences, emotional, Expectations, family, feelings, home, Honesty, Hospitality, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, sister, SisterlyVacay, Support, travel, VALUES

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Are you tired of feeling like an unwelcome guest in your own sister’s house? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about being treated like a stranger again! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who will welcome you with open arms, unlike some real-life family members we know.

Instead of splitting the cost of a virtual pizza down to the last penny, you can enjoy free virtual feasts with your new Minecraft buddies. And don’t worry about faulty plumbing or shoddy construction – our server is built to last, with no leaks or cracks in sight!

So say goodbye to awkward family visits and hello to endless fun and laughter on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where the only thing falling apart is the occasional creeper explosion? Join us now and leave the family drama behind!

Baby Bump Booted!

aggressive behavior, Assertiveness, baby, Booted, bump, communication skills, complaint process, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, disrespectful behavior., Etiquette, medical conditions, passenger rights, pregnant passenger, pregnant woman, public transportation, seat assignment, seat availability, seat reservation, standing for long periods, train travel, verbal abuse

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mines Excavated:	1657
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where conflict resolution skills are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride of seat-stealing drama and aggressive train passengers.

Imagine a world where pregnant women battle it out for prime seating, while passengers with heart defects fight for their reserved spots. Will you be the hero who stands up for your seat, or the villain who laughs in the face of adversity?

Embark on a journey filled with intense confrontations and unexpected twists, all while building your dream blocky empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can experience it all in the virtual world of Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Therapy

blocky, childhood experiences, coping mechanisms, emotional scars, emotional wounds, Healing Process, Inner Demons, mental health, mental resilience, overcoming obstacles, past mistakes, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, Therapy, toxic relationships, Trauma

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our server is here to mess you up in the best way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Or how about mining for diamonds while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on the backs of flying pigs?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the dance partners.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will truly mess you up in the best way possible, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious. What fucked you up? Our server will, in the most epic way possible!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Star Shards Collected:	220	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3