Crafty Dicks | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us on our server where every block is made of rainbow-colored cheese and the mobs are all dressed in tutus. Want to ride a flying pig? Done. Want to battle a giant chicken boss? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dicklet Thread, a magical realm where players can shrink down to the size of a pea and explore a world of giant talking mushrooms and dancing llamas.

So why wait? Join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the evil pickle monsters…they’re a real dill!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Towns Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CreeperClique: “You’re just a blockhead”

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Are you tired of dealing with drama from your friends with benefits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic creations with your fellow players! No more awkward conversations or mixed signals, just pure unadulterated block-building fun! Join us now and leave all that friend with benefits drama behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	358
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BaghdadBoomCraft

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business in this minecraft server, building your little house and tending to your crops, when out of nowhere, a rocket comes flying in and blows up the military base hosting US forces in Baghdad! like, what even is happening, right? join our server for some explosive surprises and chaotic fun! who knows what crazy events will happen next?! come join the madness, dude!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Pixel Peril: Anti-Dem Racism

AntiDem, antidemocratic.., antisemitic, collective guilt, cultural memory, discrimination, european history, History, Holocaust, nationalism, passivity, Peril, PIXEL, political extremism, PostWar, prejudice, privacy, Propaganda, racism, racist, Social Issues, West Germany, world war II, Xenophobia

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this wild ride where u can escape the perils of privacy and passivity and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and craziness!

imagine a world where democracy is out the window, racism is the norm, and antisemitism runs rampant. sounds crazy, right? well that’s just a typical day on our server! u never know what kind of wild shenanigans u’ll get into next.

join us for a chance to experience the insanity of postwar west germany, but with a minecraft twist! build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take on challenges, and maybe even uncover some dark secrets along the way.

so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wacky adventure and see if u have what it takes to survive in a world where anything goes! just remember, things may get a little wild, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Soul vs Soulless Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack personality and pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate battleground for the eternal “soul vs soulless” debate! Join us and choose your side – will you embrace your inner soul and build beautiful, intricate creations, or will you unleash your soulless side and wreak havoc with TNT and lava?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Witness their epic moves and maybe even learn a few steps yourself! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of soulful creativity and soulless chaos!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Pete Rose dead at 83 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party, led by none other than a dancing creeper in a top hat. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is filled with insane events like llama jousting tournaments, pig racing championships, and even a secret underground disco club run by a group of rebellious villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of craziness and laughter! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what’s waiting for you around the next corner.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SickCravings Minecraft SMP

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Do you crave virtual food when you’re sick? Well, then you should join our Minecraft SMP because we have a secret potion that turns all your virtual food into real food! That’s right, no more settling for bland soup and crackers when you can have a feast fit for a king in real life. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pigs who love to prank unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us and see what kind of craziness awaits!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	81	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension Hops:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyTunesMC

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some serious fun into your gaming experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a chorus of singing llamas that will serenade you with the catchiest tunes to put you in the best mood ever. Imagine logging in and being greeted by a llama choir singing your favorite song, it’s like a concert every time you play!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break from mining and crafting. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing to some sick beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dancing animals, and endless laughter. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	56	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

LebCraftWarz

aggression, airstrikes, Arabic media, armored vehicles, ATTACKING, civilian casualties, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Destruction, hezbollah, IDF tanks, international news, LebCraftWarz, MIDDLE EAST, Military, occupation, resistance, southern Lebanon, Villages, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can ride IDF tanks and attack villages in southern lebanon? well this is the place for u! arabic media is going crazy over our server cuz it’s so lit! join now for the most insane and chaotic gameplay u’ve ever experienced! who needs peaceful building when u can be a tank-riding warrior? come join the madness now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7190	Enchantments Applied:	123
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Antarctica Oasis: No Mars Here

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come join our epic minecraft server where we will colonize Mars in the next 100 minutes!!! Antarctica is so last season, we are all about that red planet life now. we have secret portals that will transport you straight to Mars, no need for a rocket ship. build your own space colony and fend off alien mobs trying to steal your diamonds. plus, our server has the best space-themed mini games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re on a different planet. so what are you waiting for? join us and be a part of the most out-of-this-world minecraft experience ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Tea & Apple Paradise

antioxidants, Apple, apple consumption, apples, diet, disease prevention, Flavonoid-rich foods, health benefits, healthy aging, lifestyle choices, liver function, liver health, lower risk, middle-aged adults, NAFLD, non-alcoholic fatty liver disease, nutrition, Paradise, plant-based foods, polyphenols, tea, tea consumption

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz we got tea and apples fo days, fam! We ain’t just talkin’ ’bout buildin’ dope houses and slayin’ mobs, we talkin’ ’bout keepin’ yo liver healthy too!

Imagine rollin’ through the blockz with a liver that’s 19% less likely to be all fatty and gross. Ain’t no NAFLD gonna mess with you on dis server, cuz we got them flavonoid-rich foods on lock.

So come join us, where the tea flows like water and the apples are always ripe. Build, explore, and keep that liver in tip-top shape, all on the most lit Minecraft server around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	41
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FluidCraft

auction house, Citybuild, Community, Crates, Dailyrewards, Economy, Farmwelt, fluidshop, in game money, Jobs, Lumberjacks, miners, Survival, Trade, Trading, Updates

What we offer you: – strong economy! – A small but nice community 🙂 – Regular updates – Player trading – FluidCraft Citybuild – Survival/Farmwelt – Jobs/Miners, Lumberjacks, ETC. Through the jobs you can unlock skills and earn money. – Crates (Vote Crate, Wild Crate, Insane Crate) – DailyRewards (You can also get the keys for the crates there) – Auction house (selling items) – /trade (protects against scammers!) – FluidShop – you can sell your items etc. in this shop to get in-game money.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WestLeaf: Where dreams go to die and your virtual economy crashes harder than the real one. Quarries, hoppers, and a side of disappointment!

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Feature	Description
Custom Tools	3×3 hammers, excavators, and lumberjacks
Custom Textures	Unique minerals and tools with custom textures
New Ores	Discover new ores in custom caves
Custom Terrain Generation	Explore custom terrain with hidden structures
Skill Levels	Combat levelled mobs that match your skills
Quarries	Automate mining with quarries
Claims	Takeover one of 85 unique biomes
Vein Miner	Mine large veins of ore with ease
Vote Rewards	Earn rewards by voting for the server

FAQ

Do you have plans to reset the world?

We do not have any plans to reset the world. We encourage long term projects and gameplay.

How many slots are available on the server?

We are limited to just 25 slots to focus on our community.

Is the server EULA friendly?

Yes, we are EULA friendly and do not have any pay to win features.

What are the IP and Discord information for the server?

IP: play.westleaf.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/Ze9THErzuj

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Jimmy Carter Passes Away Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re living forever? Look no further than our server! We promise that you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your 100th birthday every day with us. Who needs to rest in peace when you can be building and exploring in our world? Join now and let’s make some legendary memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Profit Target Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old trading platforms where the only excitement is watching numbers go up and down? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you crypto enthusiasts!

Join our server and become a full-time crypto trader in a virtual world where the profits are as wild as the creepers lurking in the shadows. With a yearly profit target of 1000%, you’ll be rolling in virtual diamonds in no time!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the world filled with rare crypto currencies just waiting to be discovered. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary Bitcoin dragon roaming the land, guarding a stash of riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start trading your way to virtual fortune and glory! Who needs real-life profits when you can make it rain in pixels?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	44	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SparkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Adventure, appreciation, Commitment, Communication, Connection, date nights, Effort, growth, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Passion, patience, quality time, romance, Spark, SparkyLoveMinecraftSMP, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of the same ol’ Minecraft SMPs with boring quests and mundane tasks? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of excitement and chaos! Join us if you want to keep the spark alive in your Minecraft relationship, because we’ve got explosive events, crazy challenges, and even a secret underground love potion lab (shh, don’t tell anyone)! Who needs couples therapy when you can just join our server and bond over epic battles and hilarious mishaps? So come on, join us and let’s keep the flame burning bright in this crazy world of blocks and creepers!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5470	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!