Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Pixel Pals Playpen

    Pixel Pals Playpen
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for epic adventures with Onolumi, the master of chaos, and Amiya Aranha, the queen of mayhem. Tomomi Toraya will guide you through the wildest quests, while Kiki will keep you laughing with her insane antics.

    But wait, there’s more! Mozumi Pichi will blow your mind with their out-of-this-world builds, and Riona will entertain you with her retro vibes. Clauvio will challenge you to the most ridiculous minigames, while Karin will show you the weirdest glitches in the game.

    And if that’s not enough, Super Meche will take you on a journey to the most bizarre dimensions, while Yumanea will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable pranks. Yuno Nightingale will serenade you with her enchanting melodies, and Jorunna will lead you to hidden treasures you never knew existed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafty McCraftface: Where even the ‘help’ button can’t save you from creepers!

    Crafty McCraftface: Where even the ‘help’ button can’t save you from creepers!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old desktop environments and operating systems? Look no further, because on our server, we have a completely unique and wacky desktop environment that will leave you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

    Picture this: you’re mining away in the game when suddenly, your screen is taken over by a bunch of dancing penguins wearing top hats and monocles. That’s right, our desktop environment is filled with quirky characters and surprises around every corner.

    And don’t even get us started on the operating system. Instead of the usual Windows or Mac setup, we’ve got a system that is run entirely by a team of highly trained hamsters on tiny treadmills. They may be small, but they sure know how to keep things running smoothly (most of the time).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh out loud, come join us for a wild ride you won’t soon forget. Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Farms Harvested: 324 Holy Grails Found: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Zulu SMP: Where we pretend to know what ‘semi-vanilla’ means! Join us in the UK on version 1.20.4

    Zulu SMP: Where we pretend to know what ‘semi-vanilla’ means! Join us in the UK on version 1.20.4

    Zulu SMP Overview

    Version Type Status
    Java Edition SMP Public/New
    Bedrock Edition SMP Public/New

    Looking for an exciting Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) experience? Join us on Zulu SMP, where adventure, community, and creativity await!

    Features:

    • Survival Experience
    • Economy
    • Auction House
    • Player Claims & Grief Protection
    • Community Collaboration
    • Regular Events
    • Active Administration

    Join Us:

    Join Zulu SMP today and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey with a welcoming community of players. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a newbie adventurer, there’s a place for you here!

    Java IP: zulusmp.wither.host

    Bedrock IP: zulusmp.wither.host:25693

    Website: zulusmp.zuludevelopment.com

    Discord: discord.gg/TnUqujQZ49

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    How can I join Zulu SMP? To join, simply use the Java or Bedrock IP provided above in your Minecraft client. Alternatively, you can visit our website for more information.
    Is there a cost to play on Zulu SMP? No, Zulu SMP is a free-to-play server for all players.
    Are there any rules I need to follow on Zulu SMP? Yes, we have a set of rules to maintain a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or website for the full list of rules.
    Can I create my own community projects on Zulu SMP? Absolutely! We encourage players to collaborate on community builds, events, and other projects to enhance the server experience.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AIcraft: Sega’s Pixelated Promo

    AIcraft: Sega’s Pixelated Promo
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server and you’ll be transported into a world where Shadow the Hedgehog himself is the ruler of the land. That’s right, forget about boring old Steve and Alex, Shadow is here to shake things up!

    But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so advanced, Sega is using AI-generated images to promote their upcoming Shadow the Hedgehog animation right here in our world. Can you believe it? You’ll be able to interact with virtual versions of all your favorite Sonic characters while building and exploring to your heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with having Shadow the Hedgehog as your fearless leader. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CheeseCraft: Where Even Blind Mice Can Find Love

    CheeseCraft: Where Even Blind Mice Can Find Love
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and wish you had a trio of blind mice as your loyal companions? Look no further, because on our server, you can find not one, not two, but THREE blind mice girlfriends to accompany you on all your adventures!

    Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests with your blind mice squad, who may not be able to see, but have an incredible sense of smell and can sniff out diamonds like nobody’s business.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays disco remixes of Minecraft music. Get ready to boogie down with your blind mice babes and party like it’s 1999 (even though Minecraft wasn’t around back then).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

    GeoPolitik: Where countries go to war over who gets the last diamond pickaxe! Join our chaotic world today!

    Welcome to Geopolitik!

    Feature Description
    Minecraft Version 1.20.x
    Minecraft Platform Java
    Server IP soon
    Server Link https://discord.gg/M4ntu49H3a
    Dynamic Map (DynMap) soon

    FAQs:

    What is Geopolitik?

    Geopolitik is a 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Towny, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, and interaction.

    What plugins does Geopolitik have?

    Aside from Towny, we have a few other plugins to enhance the experience.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 157 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 194 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ChunkyLoveCraft

    ChunkyLoveCraft
    Are you tired of being surrounded by skinny minnies in the dating world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept players who have indulged in all the weight loss drugs they can find! That’s right, if you’re looking for a partner who’s been on a strict diet of diet pills and appetite suppressants, then this is the server for you!

    Join us and meet fellow players who have shed pounds faster than you can say “blocky body transformation.” Who needs a gym membership when you can just pop a pill and watch the pounds melt away while you mine for diamonds?

    So come on over to our server and find love with someone who’s lost more weight than they can count! Who knew that weight loss drugs could lead to a whole new world of dating possibilities in Minecraft?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blocky Bonanza: The Lewd VR Edition #1917

    Blocky Bonanza: The Lewd VR Edition #1917
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #1917! Our motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™, because we take gaming to a whole new level.

    Join us for the Faggot Cat Edition, where anything goes and the avatars are as lewd as they come. We’ve got anime models, tech resources, and even a furry thread down the block for those who like it extra spicy.

    Need a guide to avatars utilizing the VCC? We’ve got you covered. Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings. And for those who like to live dangerously, we’ve got a whole slew of other resources for you to download at your own risk.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got events coming up that will blow your mind. From SexOP templates to tier lists, there’s always something exciting happening on our server.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, what happens in /vrlg/, stays in /vrlg/.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 583583
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!

    Terra Noh-Va: For Oldies but Goldies! No square dancing skills required. Only mature raiders welcome. Temporary grandmas abstain. Java drinkers only. No whitelist needed. Community driven rocket ships and candy canes. So much more but so little time!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description Embark on a journey to Terra Nova 🏰, a vibrant Minecraft server where medieval tales and modern adventures intertwine (1.20.4).
    Features
    • Diamond-driven player economy with 15+ player-operated stores
    • Weekly events including parkour challenges, building contests, and PvP tournaments
    • BlueMap for exploring the world and admiring creations
    • 18+ community focused on kindness and maturity
    • No pay-to-win elements, progression based on perseverance
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh

    FAQs

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft does Terra Nova use? Terra Nova currently uses version 1.20.4 of Minecraft.
    Is the server strictly for players 18 and older? Yes, Terra Nova is an 18+ community focused on maturity and kindness.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks. Progression is based on perseverance and hard work.
    How can I join Terra Nova? You can visit the server website at https://terranovasmp.net/ and join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 27 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Blocky Brawls: AEW Edition – Where wrestling meets crafting in the ultimate showdown!

    Blocky Brawls: AEW Edition – Where wrestling meets crafting in the ultimate showdown!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild wrestling match between creepers and skeletons! Join us for the ultimate showdown where players battle it out in epic arenas filled with explosive surprises and crazy challenges. Who needs AEW when you can experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat in the world of Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Players Killed by Monsters: 2314
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Going Bananas on Vanilla: Prosper SMP! No bananas included. Just Minecraft fun for 16+! 🍌🚫

    Going Bananas on Vanilla: Prosper SMP! No bananas included. Just Minecraft fun for 16+! 🍌🚫

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Community Focus Building a strong and welcoming community
    Discord Server Join Discord Server

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server active? Yes, the server has been active for several years with a dedicated community.
    What games do community members play? While Minecraft is the focus, community members also play a variety of other games together.
    What are the rules of the server? While there are few rules, hackers and griefers are not tolerated. Respect for other players is important.
    Do I need to join the discord to join the server? Yes, all members must join the discord server to join the Minecraft server.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server using the link provided above, where you will find information on joining the Minecraft server.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure

    Anon’s Failed Minecraft Adventure
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing llamas!

    Imagine a world where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies, or build a castle made entirely out of candy canes and marshmallows. On this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made out of diamonds. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the treasure for yourself? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild ocelots to even notice?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server today! Trust us, this was supposed to be you, Anon.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 46 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crazy Crafty Celts Server

    Crazy Crafty Celts Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got three in a row, baby! And guess what? Glasgow is green tonight, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride!

    Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, filled with crazy characters and hilarious shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Get the f*ck in here and let’s have a blast together! Who knows, you might even spot a leprechaun riding a unicorn while playing Minecraft. It’s that crazy on our server!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CraftyLoser

    CraftyLoser
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers!

    Join us and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted golden potato that grants wishes! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain superpowers and be able to turn their enemies into fluffy bunnies.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where you can ride through loops and twists while dodging fireball-shooting skeletons. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Off” competitions where players have to build a castle using only pink wool and obsidian blocks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 18 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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