Crafty Devs LOLz

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Are you tired of dealing with commie purple hairs ruining your gaming experience? Look no further, our Minecraft server located in the southern US is the perfect escape from all the madness. Not only will you save on living costs, but you’ll also be surrounded by like-minded gamers who just want to have a good time.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, build magnificent structures that will make even the most seasoned players jealous, and participate in wild PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Secret Passages Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Pixel Middle Finger

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Mines Excavated:	3726
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Divine Spears Created:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyCraze: Where Creepers Can’t Bring You Down!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all your depression and loneliness will disappear like magic! Join us and say goodbye to your boring day-to-day life filled with accounting and IT classes.

On our server, you’ll never feel alone again because you’ll be surrounded by a community of friends who will always have your back. And who needs girls when you can have the coolest Minecraft buddies ever?

Forget about getting rejected for the 3rd year in a row, because on our server, you’ll be the most wanted player around. Your skills will be legendary, and your smile will never leave your face!

So why wait? Join our server now and start your epic adventure filled with fun, laughter, and endless possibilities. Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
New Chunks Explored:	665861	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oyakocraft: Where chicken and egg come together in perfect harmony!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can indulge in your love for oyakodon like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with CHICKENS and EGGS as you embark on a quest to create the ultimate oyakodon dish in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret CHICKEN NINJA clan who will teach you the ancient art of stealth and poultry mastery. Sneak up on unsuspecting chickens and snatch their eggs without them ever knowing – it’s a skill that will come in handy when you’re trying to impress your friends with your oyakodon cooking skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a GIANT CHICKEN BOSS roaming the server, guarding a treasure trove of rare ingredients that will take your oyakodon to the next level. Defeat the boss and claim your prize, but beware – the chicken’s wrath is not to be taken lightly.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our CLUCKTASTIC Minecraft server and let the oyakodon adventures begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Enchantments Applied:	176	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PunishCraft: Where Petty Crimes Lead to Epic Consequences!

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle all debates with a good old-fashioned game of blocky warfare! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own fortress, only to have it raided by sneaky thieves who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But fear not, for justice is swift on our server. Those caught stealing will be sentenced to a hilarious punishment, such as being forced to wear a pumpkin on their head for eternity or having to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of spawn.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of pixelated chaos. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (or enemies, depending on how many times you steal from them).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1377
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Alien Invaders: Phase LOL – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further than this server that’s so crazy, it’ll make your blocky head spin! Join now for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and creepers!

Imagine building epic structures with Kaneko Lumi, battling mobs with Fuura Yuri, or creating redstone contraptions with Dizzy Dokuro – the possibilities are endless! And don’t even get us started on the adventures you’ll have with Jelly Hoshiumi, Ember Amane, Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko – it’s like a virtual party that never ends!

But wait, there’s more! Join the Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prism, Ex-Tsunderia, Sayu Sincronisity, VReverie Extended, Kawaii, Idol Corp, and even Yubicraft! It’s a community so awesome, even Steve would be jealous!

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into this server now and let your creativity run wild – just don’t blame us if you get addicted! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave – it’s like a diamond in the rough, but way more fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Glassy McSwordface

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because on our server, anything goes!

Join us and witness the INSANE battles that take place daily between players armed with nothing but carrots and feather dusters. Don’t worry, we have a strict “no actual weapons” policy to keep things interesting!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary ESL (Evil Sheep Legion) who roam the land terrorizing unsuspecting players with their diabolical plans. Will you join forces with them or stand against their woolly tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, even the blocks have a mind of their own!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Kekistan: The Ultimate ‘/Pol/’ Meet Up

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to travel to Burger Land – a place where the burgers are as big as your head!

But that’s not all! Our server is located in Pine-Strawberry Arizona, a place where the pine trees are made of strawberry jelly and the cows moo to the tune of country music.

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to explore this wacky world with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crops Grown:	2865
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty Love Shack: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin Your Romance!

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Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where you can escape the harsh reality of searching for true love and instead, build your dream world with blocky pixels! Why waste time looking for that perfect woman when you can create your own perfect world filled with cows that can dance the Macarena and zombies that break out into spontaneous musical numbers?

Join us on this crazy adventure where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with laser eyes! Who needs love when you have endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a potato, you’ll be granted immortality! How’s that for a deal?

So say goodbye to your search for true love and hello to our ridiculously fun Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MagicalAnimeCraft – Where Magic and Anime Collide!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a magical wizard? Look no further, because our server is like Hogwarts on steroids! 🧙‍♂️✨

Join us and experience EPIC battles where players spam energy beams like Frieren mages, but with a twist – imagine Madoka Magica meets Dr. Strange characters in a wild martial arts showdown! 🌟💥

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to challenge someone to an alphabet speech game in a soul-taking dimension? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just like Yuyu Hakusho’s territories, we take creativity to a whole new level. 🤯💫

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most INSANE and OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who needs boring old magic when you can have all this excitement? 😉🔥

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NudeCraft: Where Even the Pros Have Their Pics Out

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Welcome to our Professional Nudes Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – all the players on this server are actually famous celebrities and politicians! That’s right, you’ll be building and mining alongside professionals that you have nudes of!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable blocks in the game. Legend has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a block made entirely of diamonds and gold! And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we have zombie villagers that drop stacks of emeralds and creepers that explode into piles of enchanted books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Professional Nudes Minecraft server today and start your epic adventure with the most scandalous and hilarious players around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3463
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!