Crafty Derpville: Where your daughterwife is always welcome!

acceptance, care, Challenges, Commitment, Crafty, daughterwife, Derpville, devotion, family, Happiness, joy, love, loyalty, Marriage, parenting, relationships, retarded, special needs, Support, unconditional love, Understanding, unique bond

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	877
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content! But the real reason you should join is because I love my retarded daughterwife so much that I built this server just for her! She’s not the brightest crayon in the box, but she sure knows how to dig for diamonds like a pro. Plus, she’s great at breeding villagers – it’s like a little dysfunctional family in our virtual world. So come join us for some wacky adventures and questionable family dynamics!

Oni Mai’s Trans Minecraft SMP Fiction

comedy, Fiction, Japan, lmao, lol, MAIS, Minecraft, nichijou-kei, oni, smp, Trans, Transgender, transsexual fiction, TSF

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	576742
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned into a transsexual anime character! It was wild, hilarious, and totally unexpected. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, where comedy and chaos reign supreme, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness of Onimai’s genre, where tsf stands for “totally silly fun”!

PixelatedNightmares

Alarming, bloodcurdling, bone-chilling, chilling, creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Grotesque, Gruesome, hair-raising, HORRIFYING, Macabre, perturbing, petrifying, PixelatedNightmares, Shocking.., spine-chilling, Terrifying, unnerving, unsettling

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Have you ever seen a creeper riding a pig while wearing a tutu and singing show tunes? No? Well, you clearly haven’t been on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and epic adventures. Who knows what bizarre sights you’ll witness next? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the wackiest Minecraft community around!

ShadowCraft: Tanker Trouble

Baltic Sea, Conflict, detainment, Economy, ENERGY, Europe, finland, funding, international relations, investigation, Maritime, oil tanker, Politics, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, SECURITY, shadow fleet, ShadowCraft, Tanker, Trouble, Ukraine, War

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil tankers and shadow fleets just like in finland!!! u can help fund wars in ukraine while building epic structures and battling other players. who needs peace when u can have chaos and destruction in minecraft amirite?? join now and be part of the madness!!!

Elderly Gamers Unite!

aging, aging process, cancer development, cancer diagnosis, cancer mortality, Cancer prevention, cancer research, cancer risk factors, cancer survival, cancer treatment, cellular aging, Elderly, Gamers, genetic mutations, geriatrics, immune system, lifestyle factors, Longevity, older adults, oncology, risk of cancer, unite

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Farms Harvested:	885	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the risk of cancer fades as we get older (80+), like whaaat?? we got some magical potions and enchanted armor that will make you feel like a freakin’ superhero, bro.

we got this crazy story that our server is actually built on a secret underground lab where scientists discovered the cure for cancer, but instead of keeping it for themselves, they decided to share it with all the players on our server. now everyone who plays here is basically immortal, like wtf??

so if you wanna live forever and kick some butt in minecraft, come join us and be part of this epic adventure. plus, we have a pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes, like how cool is that??

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a part of our crazy, cancer-free minecraft family. let’s do this, bros!! 🦄🌈💥 #minecraft4life

Djedai war server Minecraft

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Djedai war, Gaming, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, PHOTO, Server, server rating, War

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Crops Grown:	2430
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	252	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	0

The owner of the “Djedai war” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mystic Magic [modded]

#addons, Alexs mobs, Ars Nouveau, Biomancy, botania, Caves, Discord, farmers delight, Forbidden Arcanus, ign, Magic, minor mods, Modded, mystic, Occultism, Origins, Pufferfish’s Skills, Relics, RPG, Server, smp, Vampirism, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Animals Bred:	112
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15

Mystic Magic Server Overview

Main Mods	Origins, Alex’s Mobs and Caves, Ars Nouveau, Occultism, Biomancy, Vampirism, Botania, Pufferfish’s Skills, Forbidden Arcanus, Farmers Delight, Relics
Additional Addons	Various addons to main mods and minor mods
Discord	https://discord.gg/gJ94HRPt

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the Discord and put your IGN in #whitelisted to be whitelisted on the server.
What type of server is Mystic Magic?	Mystic Magic is a mostly magic but slightly RPG pack server.

Niji’s Endless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, anti-Monopoly Act, Anycolor, bad publicity, business regulations, career termination, corporate loyalty, corporate restrictions, crackdown, DaiDesign, employee contracts, employee rights, employment practices, Endless, international moves, JFTC, legal issues, Monopoly violations, Nijis, Nijisanji, Realm, social media policies, transparency, workplace ethics

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Runes Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than JFTC trying to enforce their anti-Monopoly Act!

1. We won’t force you to stay after your contract ends, because we believe in freedom, man. 2. Your career won’t be terminated if you decide to explore other countries in our virtual world. Go ahead, spread your wings! 3. We won’t release bad publicity about you if you decide to join another server. We’re not petty like that. 4. You can shout from the mountaintops about your past server experiences, we won’t silence you.

Forget about corporate drama, come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will make 2025 look like a snoozefest!

I Just Beat My Bitch in Front of 4 Guys for Not Listening to Minecraft SMP

Abuse, aggression, anger issues, beat, Bitch, consequences, control, domestic violence, Emotional Abuse, fear, front, guys, Listening, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, physical abuse, power dynamics, psychological abuse, punishment, relationship dynamics, smp, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, Trauma, unhealthy relationships, violence

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, even if it means settling disputes with a good old-fashioned PvP showdown.

Our community is filled with colorful characters, like the guy who tamed a pack of wolves and declared himself the king of the server, or the player who built a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness a player beating their in-game partner in front of a cheering crowd of onlookers? It’s like a soap opera meets a battle royale, with a side of absurdity thrown in for good measure.

Come join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.

Mineflix & Chill

action, all time, best, binge-worthy, Chill, classic, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Mineflix, must watch, Mystery, Popular, Recommendation, Suspense, television, Thriller, Top Picks, TV series, unforgettable

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2458	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Are you tired of watching TV shows that leave you feeling meh? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Imagine a world where every episode of your favorite TV series comes to life in blocky form. That’s right, on our server, you can literally step into the world of your favorite shows and interact with the characters in ways you never thought possible. Want to have a dance-off with the cast of Friends? Done. How about a bake-off with the Great British Bake Off contestants? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles you can have with the Game of Thrones characters. So, if you’re ready to take your TV obsession to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a viewing experience like no other.

NukeCraftSpyWars

Capture, captured soldier, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, Espionage, injured, injured soldier, intelligence, international relations, Military, N. Korean, News, North Korea, NukeCraftSpyWars, S.Korea, Soldier, south korea, spy agency, Ukraine, ukraine conflict

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	147	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a spy agency in s. korea confirming that ukraine captured an injured n. korean soldier. like, what even is that, right? but like, on this server, we got all the action and drama you could ever want. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever! trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Mods & Stuff SMP

active owners, Bosses, cooking mods, discord server, launcher, looting system, Modded, modpacks, modrinth, Mods, pay to win, Player Economy, progress, RAM, Skill System, smp, Storyline, Stuff, Survival, Teams, voice chat

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Minecraft Server Name	Mods & Stuff SMP
Features	No pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes Player ran economy Teams Active owners 100% survival Whitelisted MC and Discord server
Modded Features	In-game voice chat Cooperative style looting system Cosmetic trinkets New bosses and storyline Skill and class system Cooking mods
Server Requirements	At least 6GB of RAM
Discord Server	Join Mods & Stuff SMP Discord

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining our Discord server and following the instructions provided there.

Q: What modpack is currently being used?

A: The current modpack is Prominence 2 Hasturian Era RPG with additional hand-picked QOL mods.

Q: Are there pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on the server?

A: No, there are no pay-to-win aspects or loot boxes on Mods & Stuff SMP.

Q: Is the server 100% survival?

A: Yes, even staff and events are in survival mode on the server.

Q: Can I play on the server without prior modding experience?

A: Yes, the server uses the Modrinth launcher which makes modding easier for players without prior experience.

Q: Is there a cooperative looting system on the server?

A: Yes, there is a cooperative style looting system where everyone has a separate loot chest from structures.

Q: Are there any server resets?

A: The end and nether were reset as of 12/9/24 (mm/dd/yy).

Q: What are the server requirements?

A: You will need at least 6GB of RAM to play the current modpack on Mods & Stuff SMP.

Ethereal Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, application, bloated, bloatware, Computer, Download, Ethereal, finally out, installation, Kino, new, Optimize, Performance, Program, Realm, Release, REMOVE, software, System, Technology, Uninstall, Unnecessary, update

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Chimeras Created:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical day on Bloatware Kino.

Join us for epic quests, insane mini-games, and a community of players who are as wacky as you are. Plus, our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Don’t believe me? Just log on and see for yourself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness at Bloatware Kino and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a good way!

Da Evening Goodnights Minecraft SMP

bedtime, bedtime habits, bedtime quotes, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime routine ideas, bedtime wishes, Evening, Goodnight, Goodnights, Minecraft, night time, Nighttime, OClock, people, Relaxation, REST, Routine, saying goodnight, Sleep, smp, Sweet Dreams, winding down

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Towns Built:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as crazy as the players!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of exploding llamas come charging through, causing chaos and destruction everywhere they go. But don’t worry, our friendly staff is always on hand to help clean up the mess (and maybe spawn in a few more exploding llamas for good measure).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, except with more creepers trying to blow you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a few extra lives) because things are about to get crazy!

RedstoneLover69 – Minecraft SMP

Allure, arousal, attraction, chemistry, Connection, desire, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, fascination, flirtation, infatuation, Intimacy, Lust, magnetism, Minecraft, Passion, RedstoneLover69, seduction, Sensuality, smp, Spark, stimulation, Thrill

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will make your blocky world go from zero to hero in no time! Like, imagine a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And the pigs? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the pigs. They wear little top hats and monocles and have tea parties every afternoon. It’s like a fancy piggy paradise up in here!

But wait, there’s more! The diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate, so you can mine them and then eat them for a tasty treat. And the villagers? They all speak in Shakespearean English and recite poetry while trading with you. It’s like living in a Renaissance fair, but with more explosions and less turkey legs.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to boogie down. It’s lit, fam. Literally, because there are glowstone dance floors and lava lamps everywhere. Plus, the DJ is a parrot who only plays dubstep remixes of C418 songs. It’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.

So if you want to join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server, just hit me up and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Ender Dragon disco party!” Let’s get this block party started, baby!

BetrayedCraft: The Ultimate Plot Twist

audience betrayal, BETRAYAL, BetrayedCraft, character betrayal, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, Finale, last episode, let down, Plot, Plot development, plot twist, series finale, shocking ending, television betrayal, Television series, TV drama, tv show, Twist, Ultimate, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn, unexpected twist, unsatisfying conclusion

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of being betrayed by TV shows? Well, join our Minecraft server where the only betrayal you’ll experience is when your best friend steals your diamonds! Our server is filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who will do anything for a stack of emeralds. So why waste your time watching shows that will only disappoint you when you can join our server and have a blast mining, crafting, and trolling your friends? Join now and experience the ultimate betrayal-free Minecraft adventure!