Crafty D2G – Minecraft Server

bug tracker, Crafty, d2g, Datdota, Dota 2, Dotabuff, esports, League players, Liquipedia, Lore, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Opendota, patches, Personal game data, Protracker, Roster shuffles, Server, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, Updates, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a Roster shuffle in Esports? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes patch updates in Dota 2 look like child’s play.

Join us for insane adventures and crazy battles that will make you question reality. Our lore is so deep, it’ll make you feel like you’re living in a fantasy world. And for all you League players out there, we’ve got a special surprise waiting just for you.

But that’s not all! Our bug tracker is so full of glitches, it’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode. And our statistics will blow your mind – you’ll be checking your personal game data on Steam more than you check your social media.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	956070	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Towns Built:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Corpse Detection System

Attuned, corpse, DETECTION, identified, mechanism stops operating, presence of corpses, receptor, removing dead cells, signal, spatially tuned, surprising mechanism, System

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9257
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	589856

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	128
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6075	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crops Grown:	9194	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.