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KremlinCraft: Trump’s Ukraine Dilemma

collusion, Conflict, debate, Dilemma, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, Impeachment, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, KremlinCraft, Politics, president, revelations, russia, SECURITY, sell out, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states, Woodward

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can, like, uncover top secret government conspiracies while building ur own epic castle and battling dragons. like, u can be a spy and gather intel on other players while exploring hidden dungeons filled with treasure. and, like, there’s this crazy story about how the president of the server is actually a double agent working for the kremlin and u have to stop him from selling out ukraine for diamonds. it’s, like, so intense and u gotta join now to save the virtual world from political chaos and stuff. plus, there’s, like, free pizza every friday for all players. so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in this wild minecraft adventure!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Ores Mined:	7946
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Spirit Realms

bedrock, Cross-Play, Custom Items, DROPS, Economy, Events, Free Rank, java, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Shops, PvE, PvP, Server, smp, Spirit Realms, Survival, Warps

SpiritRealms is a Minecraft server offering a new level of SMP & Lifesteal experiences to both Java & Bedrock players. We offer various special features like player shops, warps, custom items & drops, constant events and way more. Come and check us out and claim your free rank!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

▶️▶️▶️▶️ Tvocraft ◀️◀️◀️◀️ Minecraft server

administration, Anarchy, Calm, Clans, Cozy, Donations, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Donations, good things, Grief, Griefer survival, Minecraft, Moderation, No Dupe, Pirate, Private, PvP, Russian, Server, Survival, Tvocraft, Vanilla, Without Launcher

Server with Griefer survival, very cozy, calm, adequate administration and moderation and a lot of good things.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GFE Minecraft Server: Vtuber Edition

Community, content creators, Digital Media, Edition, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, female vtubers, free, gfe, interactive experience, internet culture, Live streaming, Minecraft, MONEY, online content, online personalities, parasocial attachment, Server, Streamer, Support, Virtual reality entertainment, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking llamas, and dancing creepers! Not to mention, our server is guarded by a team of ninja turtles who will protect you from any griefers or trolls.

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server, you will unlock the secret to eternal happiness and unlimited diamonds. Plus, every time you log on, a magical fairy will grant you three wishes (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be awesome?).

So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living your best Minecraft life with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sell Now or Missing Out Minecraft SMP

6 months, capital gains, Decision making, Financial Advice, Financial Planning, financial uncertainty, Holding, investment decision, investment opportunity, investment strategy, long-term gains, market trends, million dollars, Minecraft, missing, missing out, profit potential., Sell, sell now, selling strategy, smp, stock market, timing the market

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is deciding whether to sell your diamonds now or wait for a better price? Well, fear not, because on our server, the stakes are much higher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. One time, a player found a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples, but little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of angry wolves wearing diamond armor. It was a battle for the ages!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that’s filled with stacks of emeralds and rare enchanted items. Will you be the lucky one to find it, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of creepers?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just become the richest player in the game – or you might end up getting pranked by a group of sneaky villagers. The choice is yours!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

NoBabysitMC Server

Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Frustration, generational differences, maternal instincts, mental health, NoBabysitMC, parental expectations, parental responsibilities, parental support, personal time, Resentment, self-care, Server, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, Understanding, work-life balance

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and being forced to babysit your hyperactive little brother on your only day off? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless fun and adventure where you can escape the chaos of real life.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any mischievous siblings or dealing with parental guilt trips. Instead, you can build, explore, and battle your way to victory without any interruptions. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of balancing school, work, and family obligations.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hordes to deal with instead? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

FamCraft – Choose Wisely

Boundaries, choose, choosing family, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, FamCraft, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, favoritism, holiday traditions, long tail: dealing with difficult family members, mean in-laws, navigating family relationships, parenting, setting boundaries with family, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, snobby, standing up for your children, Thanksgiving, toxic family, toxic family dynamics, Wisely

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic family drama like this? Look no further! Join our server and escape the Thanksgiving drama by building your own virtual world where you’re the boss!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated pigs and chickens who will never judge you for choosing to spend Thanksgiving in a virtual world. No more awkward family gatherings or passive-aggressive group texts – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who will help you build the coolest structures in exchange for some spooky stories. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret diamond mine guarded by a mischievous Creeper who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the real world drama behind – because in our virtual world, the only family drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP

BETRAYAL, broken trust, CheatedOnInMinecraftSMP, Cheating, confronting a cheater, coping with betrayal, Deception, discovering infidelity, dishonesty, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, Marital Problems, moving on from infidelity, Rebuilding trust., relationship struggles, relationships, seeking closure, signs of cheating, trust issues, unfaithful partner

Are you tired of getting cheated on in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where cheating is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Our server is filled with secret tunnels, hidden bases, and sneaky players just waiting to betray you. Find out who’s been cheating on you by following the trail of broken hearts and stolen diamonds. Join now for a chance to outsmart the cheaters and become the ultimate master of deception!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KidzCraftKraziness

bizarre childhood events, bizarre occurrences, childhood confusion, childhood memories, funny stories, growing up, hindsight, KidzCraftKraziness, odd childhood memories, odd situations, peculiar happenings, quirky incidents, realization, strange childhood experiences, strange encounters, strange experiences, unexpected revelations, unique childhood, unusual childhood happenings, unusual events, weird occurrences

Remember that time you thought your imaginary friend was just a regular old pal? Well, turns out they were actually a ghost haunting your childhood home! But don’t worry, on our Minecraft server, ghosts are just friendly players looking for some company in the afterlife. Join us for a hauntingly good time and make some spooky memories that will last a lifetime!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

PyroVault

action-packed gameplay, Adventure, alliances, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Gamemodes, Dedicated Servers, fearless fighter, market control, master builder, MCMMO, Mini Games, player-driven economy, Prizes, PvP battles, Rewards, Skyblock, Surviving, Trading, version 1.20.4, weekly events

Embark on an epic Minecraft adventure with PyroVault, where excitement and rewards await! Whether you’re a master builder, fearless fighter, or a daring adventurer, the journey of a lifetime is right here.

Jump into custom gamemodes like Skyblock, where your skills in building, trading, and surviving will be put to the ultimate test. Will you thrive solo or form mighty alliances? The choice is yours.

Our player-driven economy means you control the market. Buy, sell, and trade to rise to the top. Face off in thrilling PvP battles, or explore challenges that will keep you on your toes.

Over $1000 in prizes are up for grabs in Season 1! Compete, build, and battle your way to the top and claim your share of the rewards.

Weekly events bring even more excitement, with chances to earn exclusive rewards and make memories with our vibrant, friendly community.

And don’t worry about lag or downtime. Our dedicated servers run 24/7, ensuring smooth, action-packed gameplay.

Now for the best part: Players from version 1.20.4 and above can join the fun. So grab your friends and dive into PyroVault today, where the adventure never stops.

Are you ready to take on the challenge?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

”’> SoulCraft Minecraft Server”’

Minecraft, Music, R&B, Server, Soul, soul music, soul singer, Soulcraft, Soulful, soulful artist, soulful beats, soulful harmonies, soulful lyrics, soulful melodies, Soulful Music, soulful rhythm, soulful songs, soulful tunes, soulful vibes, soulful vocals, soulful voice, soulless

Are you tired of playing on soulless Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is here to inject some soul into your gaming experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and mystical creatures that will make your jaw drop.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Soul Block. Legend has it that anyone who finds this block will be granted unlimited power and riches beyond their wildest dreams. Are you brave enough to embark on this quest and claim the Soul Block for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of fearless moderators who will stop at nothing to ensure that your gaming experience is smooth and enjoyable. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your soul run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Enchantments Applied:	249

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Movie Buff Minecraft SMP

action, Actor, buff, Cinema, comedy, Director, Drama, Entertainment, film, genre, kinos, Media, Minecraft, Movie, movies, Mystery, series, shows, smp, streaming, Suspense, television, Thriller, watch

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players who have impeccable taste in cinema. That’s right, we want to know what kinos you watch before we let you join our exclusive community.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug a hole so deep that he ended up in the Nether. Rumor has it he’s still down there, mining away for all eternity. Will you be the one to find him and join him in his quest for infinite diamonds?

So if you’re ready to test your movie knowledge and embark on wild adventures with the Diamond Digger, then come join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure you bring your popcorn and pickaxe, because things are about to get crazy!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6583
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PixelPerfection

AMBITION, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Generosity, good listener, intelligence, Kindness, most attractive feature, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, PixelPerfection, positive attitude, Selflessness, sense of humor, UNIQUENESS

Imagine a Minecraft server where the most attractive feature someone could have is their ability to build epic structures with just a snap of their fingers! Join us and show off your building skills to impress everyone with your insane creativity. Who needs good looks when you can have a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, players are known for their impeccable fashion sense. Forget about looking good in real life, here you can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits and strut your stuff in pixelated style. Who needs Gucci when you can rock a pixelated chicken suit?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place on this server. Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the virtual world are treasures beyond your wildest dreams. From enchanted weapons to rare blocks, you never know what you might stumble upon. Join us and become the ultimate treasure hunter, because who needs a boring old job when you can be a virtual Indiana Jones?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the most attractive feature is your ability to craft, build, and explore like never before. Who needs real life when you can escape to a virtual paradise filled with endless possibilities?

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreeperZapCraft

antisemitism, Canada, Community, CreeperZapCraft, education, fear, gunfire, hate crime, Incident, investigation, Jewish, parents, Police, Protection, Safety, School, second time, SECURITY, Staff, Students, Vandalism

join this epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers, not bullets at schools. we are all about spreading love and joy through building epic structures and exploring cool worlds, not violence and hate. plus, our community is so lit that even herobrine would want to join. come join us and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome and no one gets hurt, except for those pesky zombies trying to eat your brains. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Bug Out Breakout

antibiotic resistance, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial stewardship, bacterial outbreak, Breakout, bug, cockroach-driven outbreak, Healthcare Epidemiology, healthcare facility, healthcare management, healthcare-associated infection, hospital-acquired infection, ICU, infection control, infection prevention, infectious diseases, intensive care unit, multidrug-resistant Enterobacter, multidrug-resistant organisms, nosocomial infection, public health, superbugs

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have an invasion of superbugs! but not just any superbugs, these bugs are DRIVEN BY COCKROACHES. that’s right, these bugs are so powerful they have taken over the ICU. but don’t worry, our players are the antimicrobial stewards and healthcare epidemiologists who will save the day! join now to fight off the cockroach-driven outbreak of multidrug-resistant Enterobacter and save the world from certain doom. plus, we have free cookies. what more could you want?! join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4