Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we like to play a little game of “marry, rape, kill” with our fellow players! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and no actual harm is done (we hope). Join us for some twisted and hilarious antics as we navigate through this crazy game of choices.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the server that is said to grant the finder eternal happiness and a lifetime supply of diamond pickaxes. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this coveted prize?

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t soon forget. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocks and llamas!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Towns Built: 9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Mythical Swords Crafted: 66 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

    MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Alphyne Day Edition is in full swing! Join us for a day filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds inspired by your favorite characters.

    Explore the world of DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 like never before, with secret passages and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Dive into the Old Game and New Game with progress updates that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale Artbooks to Legends of Localization. And don’t forget to check out our extra content, including sweepstakes and text dumps that will keep you entertained for hours.

    So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret fangame or two. The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures that await you. See you in the game!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Creepers & Chill: ‘How was your Friday?’

    Creepers & Chill: ‘How was your Friday?’
    Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where every day is a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

    So say goodbye to boring Fridays and hello to the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers Complain About the Lack of Decor

    Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers Complain About the Lack of Decor
    Are you tired of living in a boring old shithole? Do you want to escape the powers that be and take control of your own destiny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a whole lot of fun. Leave your tiny winkie behind and come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 580 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Towns Built: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke

    Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Look no further, mate! Our server is so crazy, even the koalas are getting in on the action. Join us and you’ll be building your own virtual Outback, complete with crocodiles, dingoes, and maybe even a drop bear or two.

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a thriving community of Aussie gamers who are always up for a laugh. From BBQs on the beach to surfing competitions in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Irwin riding a giant spider into battle.

    So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be hanging out with a bunch of Aussies who are as crazy as a dingo in a tinnie? Join us now and let the good times roll, mate!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 478
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!

    Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you wild? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual road trip experience! Forget about boring old trucks, we’ve got cars that go vroom vroom and zoom zoom all over our massive map.

    Join us and race through the streets of our pixelated city, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Need a break from the fast-paced action? Take a leisurely drive through our scenic countryside, where you can admire the blocky sunset and maybe even spot a herd of pixelated cows.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground racing circuit where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft speed demon?

    So why wait? Join our server today and start revving your engines for the ride of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

    GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!
    What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

    Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

    But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

    So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Dimension Hops: 13 Astral Projections Made: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

    Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes
    Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

    Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

    But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Ores Mined: 3455 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

    Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

    So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 278 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

    Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

    But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops

    Crafty AF Server: Where the F*** is Always Flying and the Fun Never Stops
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and society can suck it! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found the best damn brownie in the world. It was so delicious that they transcended into a state of pure bliss and became the ultimate Minecraft champion. And that could be you, my friend! So come on over and taste the brownie of destiny, and let society know that you don’t give a f***!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

    Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away
    Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

    Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 26 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!

    Shear Madness – Where Sheeptubers Rule the World!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy as a sheep’s wool? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things sheep vtubers and their friends! Join us for some woolly fun with Essie, Eira, and the gang as they navigate the virtual world with their adorable sheep avatars.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the most legendary sheep vtubers out there, like SleepSheepASMR and RheaNevermore. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll feel like you’ve been counting sheep all night!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got a whole herd of friend-shaped EN streamers ready to join in on the fun. From Sleepy Project to Mintmai, you’ll never run out of hilarious moments and epic adventures on our server.

    So why wait? Join us on this wild and woolly Minecraft server today and experience the fluffiest, most entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the sheep-tastic fun!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • StopKillingMePlz

    StopKillingMePlz
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage chaos, mayhem, and all-out war between players.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sneaking up on someone and stealing all their diamonds, or if you want to build a giant lava pit to trap unsuspecting players. Our server is the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and there are no rules to hold you back.

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the whole server is blown up, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where hordes of zombies invade the world and players must band together to survive.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your inner troll run wild! Just remember, anything you do in the game stays in the game – so watch your back and be prepared for anything.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • 4Kids Ruined Minecraft

    4Kids Ruined Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is like a wild anime adventure where 4kids reign supreme and 2D anime girls come to life!

    Join us for a wacky journey where we embrace all things 4kids and dive headfirst into the world of anime. Who needs reality when you can have virtual anime girls as your best friends? Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden powers that will make you the ultimate anime master.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave your boring old life behind and join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even meet your waifu along the way!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem

    Minecraft Madness: Manga Mayhem
    Hey there, fellow manga enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that only talk about the same old manga series? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be for all your manga needs!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. We’ve got scifi and fantasy galore, with a touch of low fantasy for those looking for something a little different. And don’t worry, we’ve banned all mecha stuff so you won’t have to deal with any pesky robots ruining your fun.

    Need some recommendations for new manga to read? Look no further! Our members are experts in all things manga and can help you find your next obsession. From hard scifi to mind-bending fantasy, we’ve got it all.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the manga madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden gem that will blow your mind like never before. See you there!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Farms Harvested: 984
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Star Shards Collected: 57

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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