Crafty Crazies – Phase Connect Shenanigans

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic virtual influencers you’ve ever seen!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone,” to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who builds castles in the sky that put even the Ender Dragon to shame, our server is where legends are made.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just run into Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, who once tamed a pack of wolves to do her bidding in battle, or Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, who can craft potions so powerful they’ll make you see double.

So why waste your time on any other server when you could be part of the craziest, most chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft community out there? Join us now and prepare for an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and shouting “Creeper, oh man!” at the top of your lungs.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Nothing Happens Here

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	8849
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Life LOLz

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Potions Brewed:	170	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Emeralds Found:	4331	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty Albanians: Building Blocks in Albania & Kosovo

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can finally live out your dreams of larping as a patriot with an Albanian flag! Join us and show off your patriotism in the most OUTRAGEOUS way possible.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also embark on INSANE adventures, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle made entirely out of cheese. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true patriot in the most LOLZY way possible. Who knows, you might even become the LEGENDARY cheese castle builder of our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	774
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Star Shards Collected:	236

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftyFantasyVS – Where Minecraft meets Granblue Fantasy for chaos and fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for the ultimate showdown where Sho-san is getting the boot in a wild edition you won’t want to miss. But that’s not all, we’ve got a NA tournament happening at 42:30pm PT/5:30pm ET on Sunday, April 21st. Why should you join? Well, because Seox Battlepass is out and Vane has a character guide that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got EU tournaments, NA tournaments, and even (un)official PC lobbies where you can battle it out with players from all over the world. Don’t miss out on the upcoming DLC featuring Beatrix in late May, and this week’s F2P rotation including Gran, Djeeta, Metewa, and Gwimnir – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even run into Ferry-anon and become a legend in the (un)official /gbvsg/ PC lobby. Join us for the craziest events, the most epic battles, and the most outrageous fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Don’t miss out, join now and let the chaos ensue!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Bizarre Adventures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Blocky Banquet

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Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

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Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Game Over, Steve!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!