Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	264	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

craft2style

Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4

=====mc.craft2style.nl===== something completely different with fun game modes BvB survival, Creative ingame shovel and much more. come and have a look, Hafe fun mvg staff team

mc.craft2style.nl:25567

SkyHikerMC

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

𝚂 𝙺 𝚈 𝙷 𝙸 𝙺 𝙴 𝚁 𝙼 𝙲 【ꜱɪɴᴄᴇ 2020】 We are a batch of Skyblock lovers in Malaysia and Singapore who decided to create a server that is mainly developing and improving in Skyblock related game modes. We aim to be transparent, innovative, creativity and friendly to all the players over the world.GAMEMODES – Skyblock [1.19+]

– Survival [1.18+]

– Four [1.12+]

play.skyhikermc.com

Paragraph

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9102
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Alinea is a small hard mode and close-to-vanilla survival server! We are a welcoming and tight-knit community from all around the world and for people of all ages! *KEY FEATURES* – Small world with no teleports – Very Close to vanilla with minimal commands – PVP is allowed in the wild – Balanced player-based economy – Tangible features (physical money, physical shops, etc…)Server Address (IP): play.alinea-mc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/zejcjyZ This is a hard mode server! We recommend joining a town straight away to get started more easily, and have shelter from the outside world!

play.alinea-mc.com

SkyLife

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Soar above the skies on Skylyfe, a truly unique take on the original Skyblock formula! We have insane dungeons, island upgrades, captivating quests, adaptive parkour, and much more! Join our active and diverse community, climb the leaderboards or build something cool. Unleash your creativity and conquer the limitless skies that await you above the clouds!

play.skylyfe.net

MineCrafty Server

Creative, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Void Gems Collected:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	639
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

minecrafty.ca

AMinecraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

AMinecraft is a semi-vanilla Minecraft server founded in 2012, and we’re looking to replenish it! ___________________________________ In the recent months we have made many new editions to our server, including: • A brand-new spawn • Plugin fixes • New Spleef arena ___________________________________ We are looking forward to hosting events such as: • Mining events • PvP events And of course we’re always open to suggestions! ___________________________________ https://linktr.ee/aminecraft So let’s build community and have some fun! We can’t wait to see you there! 1.20.1 – Spigot

play.aminecraft.net

The Celestial Expanse

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5782
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	58
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3048	Farms Harvested:	433
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

The Celestial Expanse is an extremely detailed SciFi Towny Nations Server. Explore, Colonize and/or Conquer over 20 Planets! Build a Metropolis! Design an entire Starship Fleet! Grow an Industrial Complex larger than anyone else’s! If this post piqued your interest; feel free to check us out! IP: celestialmc.zapto.org Versions: 1.17-1.19.2 (Chat Reporting >> Disabled)

celestialmc.zapto.org

Rodion Network

Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21

RODION NETWORK We are a small minecraft community looking further into growing and make people have a fun time with their friends or knowing new people that play our server. Our current gamemodes are: » Skyblock: A basic OP Skyblock that hastons of features that are listed below: Slime Fun Minions Auction House Mayors Custom Enchants Daily Rewards And much more! IP: play.rodion-network.com Store: https://rodion-network.com/store

play.rodion-network.com

MassCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	141	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	510	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

MassCraft is a MMO Minecraft server with the best gamemodes! Come join in for Faction | Creative | Economy and More! Our friendly Admins will make sure you have a good experience. We are also a small and dedicated server to help give the best performance to all of our players. Head over to our website for more info!

178.32.247.198

HOMIE SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

[1.20.4]Homie SMP is a new server made by a couple of friends, Custom made with alot of fun plugins to keep you entertained the whole time! We have Quests, Crates, Mob Arena and more! Join today and give us a try, let us know what you think and if you want something we could add it 🙂

51.195.191.2:25587

Melvinnoob SMP

Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	912378	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Towns Built:	7

Melvinnoob smp is a NON pay to win minecraft server but feature lots of fun command. its base on simple survival minecraft but with shop gui and other cool stuff.

play.Melvinnoob.cloudns.be

MUGEN

Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

welcome to mugen!!on this server we provide minigames like skyblock!! You definitely won’t get bored because it has very unique features is sf JAVA│◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ VERSION : 1.8.7 – 1.20.1 BEDROCK │◆ IP : play.mugenarea.my.id │◆ PORT :3037 │◆ VERSION : 1.16 – 1.20+

play.mugenarea.my.id

Skull Network

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	New Chunks Explored:	576034

SKULL NETWORKx Custom Enchantments x Land Claim x Marketplace x Player Skills, Warps, Shops, trades, jobs, Quests x 24/7 Active Players x Custom Ranks x Custom Crates x Hiring Staffs x Daily Rewards x More Coming Soon

in.theelf.tech:55602

MC Flow

Cross-Play, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4

Explore our survival world with PvP 1.8 and unique features. Enjoy VIPs, epic events, mystery boxes, rewarded votes, and a vibrant community. Updated World: World generated in version 1.20.2, more world with different resources. Server with PvP 1.8. Exclusive VIPs: Special benefits, exclusive commands and events for VIPs. Mystery Boxes: Discover exclusive items and surprises when you open boxes with keys. Rewarded Votes: Contribute by voting daily and receive exclusive rewards. Epic Events: Exciting challenges and memorable celebrations. Battle Pass, Incredible Missions, Spawners, Weddings, Casino, Duels, Pets, Duels, Museum of unique items and much more!

jogar.fluxomc.com:25642

fate x network

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	8125	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a world of RPG bosses, mythical PvP battles, and the creative challenge of Skyblock. Engage in epic quests against powerful bosses, test your skills in intense PvP showdowns, and build your own floating paradise in the sky.But that’s not all – our server is packed with amusing features, easter eggs, and unique events that will keep you entertained. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, join our vibrant community for laughter, camaraderie, and endless fun. Explore the magic of RPG, mythical PvP, Skyblock, and more, making our server a truly exceptional Minecraft experience!

play.fatex.eu