Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ores Mined:	6521
Divine Spears Created:	21	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

SkyHub

PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to SkyHub, the ultimate SkyBlock experience! Immerse yourself in a sky-high adventure where you start with nothing but a floating island and your wits. Build and expand your island, conquer challenges, and unlock new dimensions of creativity. With custom features, challenging quests, and a vibrant community, SkyHub promises an unparalleled SkyBlock journey. Join us and elevate your gameplay to new heights!

mc.skyhub.live

ZombiEra Official

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Towns Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Welcome to ZombiEra Minecraft server!Dear Minecraft enthusiasts, experience a unique zombie apocalypse on ZombiEra Official! Our custom plugin transforms the vanilla Minecraft world for an unparalleled gaming experience.Open Beta Now Live! Join, explore, and report bugs. Your feedback refines the game for you.Your Ideas Shape Us. Be part of our community-driven server! Share suggestions, shaping the future of ZombiEra Official.Server Details: Version 1.18.x to 1.20.x, Platform: Java EditionEmbark on the ZombiEra journey today! Join us in creating an epic Minecraft apocalypse. Sincerely, ZombiEra Official Team

mc.zombiera.net

SpillZone

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Hello and welcome to SpillSone Norwegian Minecraft Server!Game zone consists of several game zones, which means that you can choose from * Survival * Towny * Vanilla (Whitelisted) * MiniGames (BedWars, BuildBattle, Parkour, The Lab, and PartyGames)You choose what suits you to play!But I recommend that you read the SpillSone.no website for more information!The server opens 28 January 2024

SpillSone.no:25601

16b16t

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9279
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Potions Brewed:	172
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

16b16t is an anarchy server similar to 2b2t with no rules and no queues. This means that you can do whatever you want and there is no punishment for doing so. This also includes hacking and duping, which are both allowed on the server.The server has /tpa commands to give an unique twist to the anarchy experience but besides that there are no plugins that interfere with the gameplay. This also includes no grief protection or claims, so be careful where you build your base.There is no staff on the server, so there is no one to help you if you get into a dispute with another player.The server started in 15.01.2024 after the complete shutdown of 16b16t.org

craft.16b16t.com

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

pokesmp.net

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

play.vitacraft.eu

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3646
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

play.tombmc.com

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9238
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Void Armor Forged:	28	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

mc.simplemon.online

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	1520	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Ores Mined:	7177	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

hardvival.com

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Farms Harvested:	651
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

domain.mc-mods.xyz

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

play.sleepycraft.net

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

funblocks.org

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

oasiscraftbr.jogar.pro:22999

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Animals Bred:	151
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

craftedsmp.xyz:19132

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	99
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Play.MythicSMP.com:25575