Crafty Crapland: Where the Worst Shitholes Are Just Pixels Away

African, African civil war, civil war, Conflict, Corruption, Crafty, Crapland, developing countries, Failed, failed state, Global Issues, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international relations, pixels, political instability, POVERTY, shithole, shitholes, State, violence, world, WORST, worst shithole

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2673
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	290
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party after eating a whole bag of sugar? Look no further! Our server is the ultimate shithole in the world (that isn’t an African civil war failed state, of course).

Join us for a wild ride filled with more explosions than a Michael Bay movie, more drama than a reality TV show, and more trolls than a bridge under construction. Our community is so diverse, you’ll feel like you’re at a United Nations meeting, but with way more creepers.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a secret government base where they conduct experiments on mutant chickens? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only answer to the name Fluffy?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – because nothing is quite as it seems in this crazy world we’ve created.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mines Excavated:	2226
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Divine Spears Created:	26

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crops Grown:	1671	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	233	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1307
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	21
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Emeralds Found:	9920	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Animals Bred:	106	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	1937
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

ec-mc.net

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Animals Bred:	200	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

mc.penguinmod.com

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	6153
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Emeralds Found:	1452	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

PangaeaEarth.com:25572

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

play.riotsmp.com