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Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 7827 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1765 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.