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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9257 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 24 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 179 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 243 |
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