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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 7231 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
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