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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9650 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
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So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.