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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 2499 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 679643 |
Crops Grown: | 3268 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
Star Shards Collected: | 283 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.