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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 8475 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.