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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9138 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 |
Our server is so magical that just by logging on, you’ll instantly feel lighter and more fit. No need to starve yourself or hit the gym – just play Minecraft with us and watch the transformation happen before your eyes.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the “shitty food” and “fucking fatasses” that plague America. It’s time to embrace your inner thin European or Japanese person and become the powerhouse you were always meant to be in the world of Minecraft.