Crafty Crap Shack | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

Character development, diarrhea, Emblem, Engage, fan theories, FANTASY, Fire, fire emblem, folk food, food poisoning, Fun, funny, Gaming Community, gastrointestinal issues, humor, Nintendo, pixelated, plot hole, RPG, strategy, Support, support conversations, terrible diarrhea, video game

Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

Accountability, activism, Archive, Awareness, CHANGE, chuds, Communication, CraftyLies, Digital Detox, distraction, ENGAGEMENT, ignorance, internet, Misinformation, Noticing, Overrated, Posting, progress, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, society, Truth

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Farms Harvested:	653

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, Community Events, competitive, console, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, PC, strategy, Tips, Tournaments, Tricks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

anti-social, antisocial, changes, Communication, depression, disconnect, Friends, Hiding, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, NEET, Normie, Recovery, room, self improvement, Server, Social Skills, socially awkward, society, Technology, world

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

Anime, anime adaptation, card game, Character development, Defeat, Duel, Epic, friendship, jobbing, Jonouchi, Jonouchis, last duel, Manga, manga ending, manga finale, manga series, Minecraft, PALS, pixelated, Protagonist, shonen jump, strategy, trading card, two turns, Yu-Gi-Oh!

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

Average, Communication, dad, family, Father, Fatherhood, funny, generation gap, Hickey, humor, Janky, JankyDadCraft, JOKE, Laughter, long trail, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistaken, misunderstanding, Parent, relationship, Server, Slang, Tag

Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	3594
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

2024.., 27th May, 8th June, Dangerous, death toll, extreme sport, Fatalities, Isle, Isle of Man, Isle of Man TT, Isle of Man TT 2024, lolz, man, Motorcycle racing, motorcycles, Racing event, Road Racing, Safety concerns, Spectator sport, SPEED, Thrills, Tourist Trophy, tradition, TT races

Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

3D LIVE, Art Tags, Bae’s Twitter, Baelz, Colour MV, covers, current schedule, DREAM CATCHER, Free chat, getting started, hakos baelz, merch, MIND CRAFT HOLO EN, MineBaelz, Music, NEW COVERS, NEW ORIGINALS, Next stream, Originals, PAKU PAKU SEIBAI, pandaemonium, Podcast, Previous Stream, Rats, rule, rules, zodiac

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Potions Brewed:	180	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Crab Rave Craft

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	142
Divine Spears Created:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Animals Bred:	122
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

Black community, BLOCK, controversy, CREEPERS, crime, criminal behavior, false accusations, internet drama, justice system, Life, media scrutiny, Misinformation, online rumors, Party, prejudice, public figure, racial profiling, racial stereotypes, racism, RAY, Ray Sizzum, Sizzums, social justice, social media, viral, wrongful accusations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

#Readme, BEWARE, CraftyVillagers, DeepL, discussion, download links, E-Celeb, English-translated, error messages, FAQs, japanese, Japanese locale, Noobs, novel recommendations, Players, plot spoilers, PRO, Recommendations, specific element, spoiler tags, tech support, Untranslated, useful things, visual novel, VN help

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Zombie Dances:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

African, Ancient, BLOCKZ, Civilization, Conquerors, Cultural, descendants, DYNASTY, EMPERORS, GREATNESS, heritage, History, KANGZ, Kings, KraftyKangz, Legacy, Monarchy, power, pride, QUEENS, Reign, Royalty, rule, rulers, Style

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Boundaries, Commitment, Communication, Cuckolding, discomfort, DISRESPECTFUL, emotions, feelings, Girlfriend, Honesty, humor, loyalty, partner, relationship, Respect, serious question, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Animals Bred:	49	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockyBooty

3 days, 50-60, BlockyBooty, Comment, Cum, Cumgame, ejaculation, Game, GIF, horny, image, last 2 digits, long trail, Masturbate, post, post an image, proof, proof gif, tags

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	New Chunks Explored:	39033
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	4625
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

Abuse, Bonding, Boundaries, consent, Exploitation, family, Grooming, Guilt, healing, Incest, Manipulation, Meaning, Psychological, relationships, Secrets, sexual assault, shame, Silence, taboo, TAKES, Trauma, uncle, UncleCraft, underage

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crops Grown:	6196	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ores Mined:	8712	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	910