Crafty Coven Co. | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	903
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9480	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Dragons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5489	Farms Harvested:	279
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6301	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	4900
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	7567	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	345	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchantments Applied:	60
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Farms Harvested:	428
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ores Mined:	2866	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Animals Bred:	143	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

i went outside for the first time in months and had a walk in Minecraft

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Tired of being stuck inside like a sad little block in Minecraft? Join our server and bask in the virtual sunshine all day long! Our pixelated rays of happiness will make you forget that the real world even exists. Who needs vitamin D when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? Say goodbye to depression and hello to creepers trying to blow up your hard work. It’s a wild ride on our server, but at least you won’t have to worry about getting sunburned. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	3586	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Blocky Boobs & Explosions: The ‘Hidan no Aria’ Minecraft Server

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Oh, honey, let me tell you about Riko Mine! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me give you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, on Riko Mine, the pigs can fly! That’s right, you can saddle up a pig and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon angel. And don’t even get me started on the cows that can breakdance. It’s udderly ridiculous!

But wait, there’s more! The zombies on Riko Mine are actually just misunderstood party animals. They’ll dance the Thriller with you instead of trying to eat your brains. And the creepers? Well, let’s just say they have a secret talent for beatboxing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a llama on roller skates, then Riko Mine is the place for you! Join us and let your wildest blocky dreams come true.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Animals Bred:	50	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14