Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us and you will have the opportunity to… um… “interact” with the hag? And don’t worry, your kids will be so autistic that they’ll be building pixel art like pros in no time! Who knew that happiness could come from such bizarre circumstances? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
Crafty Coven Co.
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NoHouseForInLaws Minecraft Server
Communication, designer clothes, family, finances, fiscally responsible, future plans, Gadgets, House, housing market, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, NoHouseForInLaws, only child, parents, Priorities, relationship, Retirement, Sacrifices, savings, Server, young couples
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values…but not at the expense of your own future! Join us for some blocky fun and crazy adventures as we build our dream homes and start our virtual families.On our server, you won’t have to worry about your partner spending all their savings on their parents’ bakery. Instead, you can focus on building your own empire and becoming the ultimate Minecraft power couple.
Don’t be the only child stuck in a sticky situation like our friend here. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any guilt trips from family members asking for loans.
So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only gadgets we need are diamond swords and the only designer clothes we wear are enchanted armor. It’s time to prioritize your own dreams and have some laughs along the way. See you in the game!
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DadCraft: No Aisle Walks!
absent father, Aisle, DadCraft, emotional neglect, family dynamics, family relationships, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, father-daughter communication, father-daughter conflict, father-daughter relationship struggles, father’s absence, father’s absence at events, father’s absence consequences, father’s absence impact, father’s excuses, father’s involvement, father’s presence, father’s role, major life events, parental support, Walks, wedding traditions
Looking for a Minecraft server that will never let you down like my dad did? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike my absentee father. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will never miss your major life events – unless it’s because they’re too busy playing on the server themselves!Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant statue of their absentee father out of diamond blocks. Every time they logged on, they would punch the statue in frustration, but it never broke – just like their dad’s promises. It became a symbol of resilience and determination, and the player eventually built a whole city around it, dedicated to all the things their dad missed in their life.
So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can build your own symbolic statues, create your own crazy stories, and never have to worry about missing out on the fun. And hey, maybe one day your dad will log on too and finally see what he’s been missing!
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BlockbusterMania
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Are you tired of watching the same movie over and over again? Well, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to watch a movie more than 10 times ever again! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to watch movies anymore. Plus, we have a secret underground cinema where we screen all the latest blockbusters in pixelated glory. So come join us and say goodbye to movie marathons!
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JetFighterWars Minecraft Server
aerial combat, air strike, conflict escalation, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, fighter jet, geopolitical tensions, international relations, JetFighterWars, latest-generation, military aggression, Military Aircraft, military conflict, military confrontation, military defense, military technology, Minecraft, national security, russia, Server, Ukraine, War
lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we hit latest-generation Russian fighter jets for fun! we got crazy PvP battles with jets flying all over the place, it’s like Top Gun meets Minecraft.our spawn area is a replica of the Kremlin, but with a twist – it’s made entirely out of diamond blocks. you can even ride a diamond-encrusted bear into battle, how cool is that?
we have custom plugins that let you summon a giant chicken army to attack your enemies, or turn the entire map into a giant lava pit. it’s chaos, but in a good way.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Ukrainian missile strike, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!
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KimJongGoneCraft
chinese military, diplomatic incident, Dutch warship, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Harassment, international relations, KimJongGoneCraft, maritime enforcement, military aggression, military confrontation, military harassment., naval forces, Netherlands, North Korea, political tensions, sanctions enforcement, security measures, UN sanctions
so this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions, mate. imagine a world where chinese military is harassing dutch warships while trying to enforce UN sanctions on north korea. now picture yourself in the middle of all that chaos, building your own empire and fighting off crazy mobs with your trusty diamond sword.join this server if you want to experience the thrill of international conflict mixed with the peaceful vibes of minecraft. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground base where all the world leaders are hiding out, plotting their next move.
so what are you waiting for? hop on this server and let the madness begin. who knows, you might even become the next ruler of this crazy minecraft world.
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PhotogenicHumansCraft
animal, Human Behavior, human characteristics, human culture, human diversity, human emotions, human evolution, human expressions, human interactions, Human nature, human photography, human portraits, human society, human species, humans, humans as animals, most photographed, PhotogenicHumansCraft, photographed, photography, species
yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got humans takin selfies all day errday. like, imagine walkin thru da minecraft world and u see a bunch of humans posin for da camera, it’s wild yo. u can even photobomb dem and be like “yo, i’m in da shot too!” it’s da ultimate photobombing experience, u won’t find dis anywhere else, join now and be part of da human paparazzi squad.
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WaterWorldCraft
ancient life, Appearance, aquatic ecosystems, aquatic environment, billion years, discovery, Early, Earth, environmental factors, Evolution, fresh water, geological evidence, History, key conditions, Life, prehistoric era, scientific research, surprising revelation, thought, Timeline, WaterWorldCraft
lol come join our epic minecraft server where water and life be poppin off half a billion years earlier than we all thought like whaaaat?!?!? come build ur own little world and watch it evolve faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe” hahaha it’s lit fam come join us now and be part of this crazy journey through time and space and minecraft blocks yeeeeet!!!
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Stinky SMP: Where the only mod is a puddle of water, no resets because who smells like failure?
Balanced, Bloodshed, borderlands, custom origins, Discord, Failure, Griefing, Human, invite, killing, mod, Modded, Modpack, origin change, origins mod, peace and love, Performance, Puddle, Resets, Safezone, Server, Smells, smp, stealing, STINKY, Unique, Vanilla, Water, well designed
Server Name Stinky SMP Server Version 1.20.1 and updating Server Features Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity of all playstyles Performance 16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU Server Mod Vanilla+ modpack with Origins mod Frequently Asked Questions
1. Can I appeal a ban or punishment?
Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows for appeals and only punishes true rulebreaks.
2. How long has the server been running without resets?
The server prides itself on extreme longevity and does not have any planned resets, allowing players to enjoy their experience for years.
3. What is the Safezone-Borderlands system?
It is a system where a central area around spawn is protected with claims and disallows griefing, killing, and stealing. The Borderlands outside this area allows for more freedom but also more risk.
4. How many custom origins are available in the Origins mod?
There are approximately 61 custom origins available on the server, in addition to the 9 base origins. Players can suggest high-quality custom origins for consideration.
5. Can I change my origin if I don’t like it?
Players are allowed two free changes of their origin or they can craft an origin change if they wish to switch. Alternatively, they can choose to play as a Human origin.
6. Where can I get more information about the server and join?
You can join the server and get more information by visiting the server’s Discord invite: https://discord.gg/fkgXwWfpta
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KitchenCraft Minecraft Server
attraction, Connection, Cooking, Date night, emotions, family, first sight, Food, Happy, Heart, home, kitchen, KitchenCraft, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Server, soulmate, together, WOMAN
Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find love at first sight! Our players are so charming, you’ll be smitten in no time. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you to discover them?Join our server for a chance to meet your Minecraft soulmate and build a love shack together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and virtual fireworks. Don’t miss out on the chance to find love in the most unexpected place – a Minecraft server!
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MaskedTaker’s Minecraft Server
backstory, Character, costume, gimmick, History, iconic, legend, Lore, mask, MaskedTakers, Minecraft, Mystery, Mythology, Performer, Persona, professional wrestling, ring attire, Server, Taker, undertaker, wrestling, wweOh, let me tell you about Taker and his mysterious mask! Legend has it that Taker was once a humble farmer who stumbled upon a cursed diamond mine. When he put on the diamond mask he found in the mine, he gained incredible powers and became the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Now, he roams the server wreaking havoc on anyone who dares to challenge him. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to face off against Taker and his mask of doom! Who knows, you might even be able to steal his mask and claim his powers for yourself. But be warned, Taker is not one to be trifled with – he’s got a mean streak as long as the Great Wall of China! So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to take on Taker and his mask of mystery!
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BlamelessParents Minecraft Server
aita, apartment, Apology, BlamelessParents, Boyfriend, comparison, crying, Extravagant, family, ice cold stare, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, Moving, parents, Rent, Rich, rules, Server, Support, trip, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love stories are as wild as the creepers in the night! Join us for a chance to meet your very own Kyle, a true survivor who has been through it all. From getting kicked out by his parents for “experimenting” with a basketball teammate to living on the streets like a Minecraft nomad, Kyle’s journey is one for the ages.But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of forbidden love and crazy rules just like in this story. Want to take your virtual boyfriend out to a fancy restaurant? Sorry, he can only afford dirt blocks and rotten flesh. Dreaming of a luxurious vacation with your pixelated prince charming? Think again, because he’s all about that self-sufficiency life.
And if you’re lucky enough to find your own Kyle on our server, be prepared for some intense drama. Will you be able to handle his emotional outbursts and ice-cold stares, or will you end up in a virtual breakup just like the OP in this post?
Join us now and dive into the chaotic world of love, survival, and Minecraft madness. Who needs diamonds when you have a boyfriend like Kyle? AITA for joining this server? Absolutely not!
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WeddingCrasher69
friendship boundaries, wedding drama, wedding guest drama, wedding guest etiquette, WeddingCrasher69Are you tired of wedding crashers trying to steal your man? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee zero drama from sneaky guests like G! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, our cheese selection is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about any last-minute errands ruining your big day. Say “I do” to our server and leave the wedding crashers behind!
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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
Canada, Canadian cities, Canadian culture, Canadian economy, Canadian education, Canadian food, Canadian geography, Canadian healthcare, Canadian history, Canadian immigration, Canadian lifestyle, Canadian multiculturalism, Canadian people, Canadian politics, Canadian sports, canadian stereotypes, Canadian tourism, canadian traditions, Canadian weather, canadian wildlife, CraftyCanuck, Minecraft, Server
Do you love maple syrup, apologizing excessively, and saying “eh” after every sentence? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have igloos made out of diamond blocks, polar bears that give out free hugs, and a secret underground hockey rink where you can battle it out with your friends. Plus, if you find the elusive moose boss, you’ll be granted three wishes (but be careful, he’s a crafty one). So come join us and experience the Great White North like never before!
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CraftyMinerz: Job Deets LOL
Adaptability, career development, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, continuous learning, CraftyMinerz, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, deets, Empathy, innovation, Job, leadership, lol, multitasking, organization, problem solving, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management, work-life balance, workplace dynamicsDo you ever wish people understood the struggles of being a professional Minecraft player? Well, on our server, you can finally find a community that gets it! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the occasional llama parade. Trust us, you won’t find a more understanding group of players anywhere else. So come on, join our server and let’s show the world just how tough it is to be a Minecraft master!
