Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 9180 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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