Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
Crops Grown: 8048 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 27 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Farms Harvested: 237 Players Killed by Monsters: 250

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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