Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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