Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

business satire, capitalism, Corp, corporate culture, corporate greed, Crafty, dark humor, Ethics, evil corporation, HALtmann, humor, humoristic critique, infinite growth, inside joke, MARX, Minecraft, Parody, political commentary, satire, Server, social commentary, student movement, unethical practices

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Lumber Jack’s Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, action, Aki, Asa, chainsaw man, character analysis, Character development, death, Demons, Denji, emotional depth, errors, Hero, JACKS, love, Lumber, Manga, Nayuta, power, Protection, Realm, shonen jump, sister, Tragedy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3958	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	759304
Secret Passages Found:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of Denji’s constant fails, come join our Minecraft server! We may not have chainsaws for arms like Denji, but we do have epic protection plugins to keep your builds safe. Plus, we love Asa, Nayuta, Aki, and Power more than Denji ever could! So why settle for a hero who can’t protect anything when you can join us and be part of a community that actually cares? Join now and leave Denji’s drama behind!

NoCashNoExecutorLOL

Asshole, decision, executor, executorship, family, Father, Financial, Grandchild, hurt, Inheritance, middle class, MILLIONAIRE, MONEY, Mother, NoCashNoExecutorLOL, relationship, Siblings, Support, thoughtless, ungrateful, Will

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where inheritance disputes don’t exist? Join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds and emeralds!

We promise no awkward conversations about wills or who gets what. Instead, you can focus on building the craziest structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our server is so wealthy that even Herobrine would be jealous.

So, leave the real world drama behind and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with fun and laughter. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and pig races? Join now and let the good times roll!

AttractionCraft SMP: The Coffee Shop

Arcade, Architecture, attraction, AttractionCraft, building, coffee, coffee shop, creativity, customer experience, design, Entertainment, experiential, food court, games, Immersive, innovation, leisure, luxury, Mall, Relaxation, Shop, shopping, smp, unlimited budget

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Animals Bred:	188	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, there was this player who joined and built a giant roller coaster that went through a volcano and ended in a pool of lava. It was wild, man!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have this epic competition where you have to build the craziest attraction ever. Like, I’m talking a petting zoo with mutant animals or a haunted house with real ghosts. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or something equally ridiculous.

And get this, money is no object on this server. You can build a freaking arcade with diamond-studded controllers or a coffee shop that serves potions instead of coffee. The possibilities are endless, bro!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary builder on this insane Minecraft SMP!

BlockPartyBlues

BlockPartyBlues, coping strategies, emotional well being, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health community, mental health counseling, mental health education, mental health management, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental health therapy, mental health tips, Mental Health Treatment, mental health wellness, post-event depression, self-care

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	New Chunks Explored:	722318
Enchantments Applied:	231	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Crops Grown:	4677
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of feeling down after epic Minecraft battles and not knowing how to cope? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a team of virtual therapists ready to help you work through your post-event depression! Join us for some hilarious shenanigans, crazy adventures, and of course, some much-needed therapy sessions to keep your mental health in check. Who knew virtual block-building could be so therapeutic? Join now and say goodbye to post-event blues!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, International, Kursk school, KurskCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, Russian strike, school bombing, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world news

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mines Excavated:	4901
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Russian strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, bro! Ukraine be like “Four dead in Kursk school” but we be like “Four new players joinin’ our server, yassss!” Come join the chaos and build your own bomb shelter, just in case things get too real, ya know? Let’s turn tragedy into triumph, one block at a time!

CraftyRetaliationEU

CraftyRetaliationEU, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, Economy, EU, european union, global market, Goods, import/export, international trade, negotiations, political tensions, potential conflict, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade policies, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

lol dis server is like a battle between countries but in minecraft lol like eu vs us but instead of tariffs its like building stuff and fighting with swords and bows lol. if u join u can be on team eu and help them retaliate against trump and his tariffs by building giant statues and castles to show ur power lol. or u can be on team us and try to stop eu from retaliating by building crazy defenses and traps to protect ur land lol. its like a never-ending war but with blocks and creepers lol. join now for the ultimate showdown in minecraft history lol.

TheOasis

application, collaborate, Community, Discord, Enhance, Events, facebook, grow, Interact, kick, Launch, Minecraft, Mods, Server, smp, Stream, Streamer, Support, TheOasis, tiktok, twitch, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8902	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Animals Bred:	104
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

TheOasis SMP Server Overview

Server Type	Minecraft SMP Server
Target Audience	Streamers of all sizes on all platforms
Age Requirement	18 years old or older
Server Experience	Mostly vanilla server with some mods
Launch Date	End of February 2025

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How can I apply to join TheOasis SMP server?

A: If you are an active streamer, simply share your streaming links. If you are new or returning to streaming, answer some simple questions through the application form provided.

Q: What platforms are supported for streamers on TheOasis SMP server?

A: All platforms including Twitch, Kick, TikTok, Facebook, and more are welcome.

Q: Will there be events hosted on the server for members?

A: Yes, events will be organized for members to come together and have a good time.

Q: How can I join TheOasis SMP Discord?

A: You can join TheOasis SMP Discord through the provided link: https://discord.com/invite/xsNkeJm9v9

Ethereal Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, bruce jenner, discrimination, donald trump, Ellen Page, Ethereal, gender, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, national day, queer, Realms, Transgender, washroom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a gender reveal party at a daycare center? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show starring a bunch of entitled celebrities. Join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Our community is filled with all kinds of characters, from confused washroom wanderers to outspoken political enthusiasts. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of absurdity and unpredictability, then come join us on this Minecraft server. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door!

SlyFoxUnlabeled – Minecraft SMP

free-spirit, independent, individualistic, Minecraft, neutral, Nonbinary, nonconformist, open-minded, SlyFoxUnlabeled, smp, unaffiliated, unaligned, unallied, unassigned, unattached, unbranded, unclassified, uncommitted, Unconventional, undecided, undefined, untagged

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2495
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! We got diamond armor for days, mobs dropping enchanted golden apples like it’s raining snacks, and the villagers are straight up party animals, I swear!

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have a secret underground base where we host weekly llama races. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMA RACES! These bad boys are faster than a speeding minecart and cuter than a baby zombie in a pumpkin helmet.

Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to do our bidding, like we once had a dragon cook us breakfast burritos while we battled a horde of evil bunnies. It was wild, man.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can be yourself, whether you’re a blocky warrior, a redstone genius, or just a llama enthusiast, then come join us and let’s build some epic shenanigans together!

ChunkCraft SlimDown

ChunkCraft, Commitment, Communication, diet, Empathy, encouragement, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy lifestyle, love, motivation, nutrition, obese, Partners, patience, relationship, SlimDown, Support, teamwork, Understanding, weight loss, wellness

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Divine Spears Created:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of carrying around extra weight on your shoulders? Well, on our Minecraft server, we support our players in losing weight by making them mine for diamonds all day long! Who needs a gym membership when you can just dig for precious gems in a virtual world?

Join us and watch as your character sheds those pounds while you build epic structures and battle mobs. Plus, our community of supportive players will cheer you on every step of the way – because nothing says motivation like a group of pixelated friends rooting for you!

So come on, partner up with us on this weight loss journey and let’s mine our way to a healthier, happier you!

KremlinCraft: Drone Strikes & Refineries

Attack, bloomberg, Conflict, Crisis, DiSRuPtiON, drone, ENERGY, fuel output, Geopolitics, global economy, KremlinCraft, Military, News, OIL INDUSTRY, refineries, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, supply chain, Ukrainian drones, uncertainty

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Zombie Dances:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE UKRAINIAN DRONES HIT THREE KEY REFINERIES BUT IN A FUN WAY! RUSHIAN FUEL OUTPUT IN DOUBT BUT NOT OUR FUN! WE GOT EXPLOSIVE PVP BATTLES AND BUILDING CONTESTS THAT WILL BLOW YO MIND! JOIN NOW TO EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, YOLO!

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dimension Hops:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7143
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!