Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more lit than our pixelated landscapes is our insane supply of contraception! That’s right, we got you covered for a whole year, none of that weak three-month supply nonsense.

Join us and never worry about unintended pregnancies again! Build your dream world while keeping it safe and protected, just like your in-game fortress. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Get in on the action and let’s build a world where contraception reigns supreme!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Villages Defended: 15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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