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Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Emeralds Found:	6691	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Farms Harvested:	590
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Buildings Constructed:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3210
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Falling into the Void:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Void Gems Collected:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9515	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Star Shards Collected:	162	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Animals Bred:	79	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3955
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Mines Excavated:	2834	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8223
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dragons Tamed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	418	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6185
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5251
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
New Chunks Explored:	465962	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ores Mined:	4665
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Mines Excavated:	3111	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	118
Endless Night Skies:	4	Enchantments Applied:	215
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

Players:	91/300	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5