Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Meteorites Collected: 2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 15
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 442
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 26

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Star Shards Collected: 72
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Crops Grown: 9531
    Falling into the Void: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Mines Excavated: 4694
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 26
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 38 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 26 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Zombie Dances: 4 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Star Shards Collected: 161
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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