Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate test of intelligence – How smart is /b/? We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt, mazes that will leave you lost for days, and riddles that even Einstein would struggle with. Join us if you dare, but be warned – only the truly brilliant will survive our challenges. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here, looking for worthy opponents to test his skills against. So if you think you’ve got what it takes, come join us and see if you can outsmart the best of the best.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 18
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 143 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
Chimeras Created: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

    Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

    CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 131
    Buildings Constructed: 19 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Blocky Butt Blasts

    Blocky Butt Blasts

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a farting competition! That’s right, unleash your inner gas and see who can produce the most potent stench in the virtual world.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inspired by the nostalgia of Miley Cyrus’ song “Wrecking Ball”. Get ready to swing through the virtual world like a wrecking ball, causing chaos and destruction wherever you go.

    And if that’s not enough, we even have a special feature where you have to keep a virtual window open to let out all the smelly farts. It’s like a breath of fresh air, except not really.

    So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew that farting and wrecking balls could be so much fun in Minecraft?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories

    CamwhoreCraft: High on Minecraft Memories
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun is as high as our players! 🌿💨

    Join us for a wild ride as we embark on adventures that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so lit, we’re currently watching old videos of a camwhore from back in the day and stroking…our pickaxes, of course! 😂

    But wait, there’s more! Shall we post some webms of her for your viewing pleasure? Just kidding, we’re all about building epic structures and battling mobs here.

    So why join our server? Because YOLO, that’s why! Plus, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and hilarious as us?

    Come on, hop on and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory! 🤣🔥

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Farms Harvested: 747 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Animals Bred: 178
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 14 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition

    BaguetteCraft: Oui Oui Edition
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride through time as we take you back to the ancient days of Minecraft, where everything was pixelated and glorious. Build your own pyramids, colosseums, and even Stonehenge with your friends!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to win their favor and become the richest player in all the land?

    And if that wasn’t enough, we also have a time machine that allows you to travel to different dimensions and meet creatures you never thought possible. Ride a unicorn through the skies or battle a dragon in the depths of the nether!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Québécoises ÉditionAncien >>196216780 today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server

    Unicorn Bros’ Epic Fail Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Unicorn Bros is here to save the day! Join us on this magical server where unicorns roam freely and rainbows shoot out of diamond swords.

    Why should you join Unicorn Bros? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking unicorn who offered to show them the secret treasure hidden in the enchanted forest. And guess what? The treasure turned out to be a chest full of glitter bombs that exploded in a shower of sparkles!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a disco party cave where players can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn rodeo where players can ride majestic unicorns through obstacle courses for a chance to win rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Unicorn Bros today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have unicorns and glitter bombs?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    LlamaLand: Where Pseudoregalia Meets Pixelated Pandemonium

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Sybil, the Christian warrior, reigns supreme! Join us for a truly divine experience filled with holy adventures and blessed battles.

    Witness Sybil wielding her giant cross weapon, complete with a cross symbol in the middle. She’s not just a warrior, she’s a holy force to be reckoned with!

    And if you’re looking for a server that’s as wholesome as Sybil herself, look no further! Our community is filled with virtuous players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

    So come join us on this divinely inspired Minecraft server and experience the miraculous fun for yourself! Who knew being a Christian warrior could be so entertaining?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 231 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Love Letters Sent: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Bob’s Blocky Babel Race

    Bob’s Blocky Babel Race
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Genesis 11 to life in the most outrageous way possible! Imagine a world where different races of players are scattered around, each with their own unique abilities and skills.

    Join us and experience: – Build yourself a city with a tower that reaches to the heavens, just like in the Bible, but with a modern twist! – Speak the same language as your fellow players to achieve the impossible together, until God comes down and confuses your language just for fun! – Use brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar, because why not? Who needs traditional building materials anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! – Explore a world where anything is possible, where you can create your own name and make a name for yourself among the scattered races of players. – Witness the Lord come down to see your creations and maybe even join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe he’ll even help you build that tower to the heavens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!

    CraftyTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the Claw Machine Edition! Ever wanted to win a plushie of your favorite Minecraft mob? Well, now’s your chance! Just 474250903 previous plushies have been won, so you better hurry before they’re all gone!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers waiting for you at every turn. Proceed at your own Frisk, because things are about to get wild. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we’ve got links to the old game, the old game’s demo, the new game, and all the progress updates you could ever dream of.

    And don’t even get us started on the merch. From Undertale artbooks to Deltarune collectibles, we’ve got it all. Plus, we’ve got extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a newly resurrected Booru (please help tag, it’s a mess).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just win that plushie you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1488 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Zombie Dances: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!

    TinderCraft: Swipe Right for Fembots!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of being lonely and desperate in the real world? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make BFFs in no time!

    Forget about Tinder and all its drama. On our server, you won’t find any rapists lurking around. Just friendly players looking to have a good time and build some amazing creations together.

    Who needs casual sex when you can have a serious relationship with your Minecraft buddy? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever! And remember, any misogynistic pig responses will be swiftly banned.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and start building friendships that will last a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyCreeperz

    CraftyCreeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have NON-STOP fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of servers where lovers are too busy crafting to have some good ol’ fashioned SEX! Here, we encourage all players to take breaks from building to show some love to their in-game partners.

    Our server is so wild, even the creepers are getting in on the action! Don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a creeper couple enjoying a romantic sunset together.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures and see if you can find your perfect in-game match!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Animals Bred: 136 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode

    LOLcraft: No BS Survival Server – YLYL Hard Mode
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llama trainers who will guide you through your Minecraft journey. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

    2. We have a secret underground diamond mine that only the bravest players can access. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance!

    3. Our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing chicken. Witness its funky moves and maybe even learn a dance or two!

    4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical land filled with unicorn mounts and rainbow bridges. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Towns Built: 10 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza

    Crafty McLaughington’s LOLapalooza
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, unicorns roam freely and dragons are your neighbors.

    Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle and fight off evil pandas with your trusty diamond sword. Our server is so amazing that even Steve from Minecraft himself comes to hang out and mine with us.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a roller coaster through the clouds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor of invincibility.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!

    NoDemocracyCraft: Where Performative Anarchy Reigns!
    Welcome to our insanely fun Minecraft server where democracy is a thing of the past and performative mass suicide is so last season! But fear not, because on our server, giving your life isn’t enough – you have to survive and thrive in a world filled with zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and magic potatoes that grant wishes!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond bacon, and build your own floating castle made of rainbow blocks!

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even flying pigs!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 28
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Void Armor Forged: 22

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding

    CraftyMind: Where creepers make you do their bidding
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the owner is like a crazy puppet master pulling all the strings! He makes you predisposed to do things he doesn’t like, then puts you in an environment that is conducive to you doing those things. And guess what? He gets mad when you inevitably do those things! What the heck is his problem? But hey, if you’re up for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, then this server is the place to be! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos like you’ve never experienced before!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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