Updated October 27, 2024
Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 33 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 33 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken wings for life.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons let loose and show off their killer dance moves. Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience!
Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon has a stand-up comedy routine that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where zombie villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to ride a chicken like a majestic steed.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Forget about maintenance decks being spooky, we’ve got creepers that wear top hats and skeletons that break out into dance routines when you defeat them. Our SMP is a non-stop party filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off.
So why waste your time with boring remakes when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring enough torches, then you might regret it a little).
Players: | 109/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 136 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
– Our server is like /lig/ but in Minecraft form. We only accept players who have at least 500 diamonds in their inventory at all times. Gotta flex those riches, am I right? – Want to shill your 499 diamond oshi? Sorry, not on this server. We only accept the crème de la crème of Minecraft players. You gotta be a Minecraft partner or the equivalent in numbers to even think about joining. – Our player rankings are off the charts! Just like how we rank indie vtubers, we rank our players based on how many creepers they’ve defeated. It’s a tough competition, but hey, that’s the price of being a Minecraft VIP. – Non-English players are welcome too! We have players from all over the world, each bringing their own unique playstyle to the server. From Japanese redstone masters to Chinese mining experts, we’ve got it all. – And don’t even get me started on the exclusive Minecraft mods we have. From Koikatsu cards for some spicy Minecraft fun to a Wheel of Names to decide who gets the last enchanted apple, we’ve got everything you need for a wild Minecraft adventure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the scrungly Edition like never before! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft legend.
Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 | Treasure Maps Found: | 6 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!