If only people were paying more attention, they’d know how busy she is…busy building the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join now and witness the chaos as sheep ride pigs into battle, creepers breakdance, and diamond armor is so last season. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, adventure, and maybe a few accidental lava baths. Join now and see why everyone is talking about this server…if they can tear themselves away from the dance party at the village square, that is.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Farms Harvested: 962
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Nijisanji’s Not Top Dog Anymore, We’re Taking Over Minecraft!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server out there! Forget about those other servers, this one is where the real fun is at!

    So, let me tell you a little story about this server. Back in the day, nijisanji thought they were the top dogs of the Minecraft world. They were all like, “We made live streaming popular, we’re the best!” But then hololive came along and showed them who’s boss.

    Hololive was nothing at first, just a small little company trying to make it in the big leagues. But they believed in their talents and gave them all the support they needed. And guess what? They became the ULTIMATE Minecraft company, leaving nijisanji in the dust.

    Now, nijisanji is just a bunch of losers who see their talents as expendables. But hololive? They’re where it’s at, baby! Join this server and be a part of the WINNING team!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 91 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 69

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    BlockyCraft: Where Even Square Enix Can’t Resist Joining the Fun!

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the excitement never ends! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and crazy shenanigans!

    Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a FLYING PIG through a land of RAINBOWS and UNICORNS? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    We have GIANT mushrooms that can talk, DANCING creepers, and even a secret treasure hidden deep within the LAVA pits! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary Diamond Bacon that grants you UNLIMITED power!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips

    DutchCraft: The Battle for Tulips
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is the government cover-up of COVID vaccine reactions!

    Join us as we fight back against the regime with our army of virtual warriors, because who needs reservists when you have Minecraft players on your side?

    Our police may be understaffed, but that just means more time for them to play Minecraft with us!

    Traffic lights tracking mobile phone data? Sounds like a job for our redstone engineers on the server.

    And don’t even get us started on the Groninger gas situation – we’re building bunkers and mining for diamonds to survive the impending closure.

    With FvD dominating TikTok and Belgian blade runners on the loose, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in the fight against the regime – because nothing says rebellion like building a virtual utopia in the world of Minecraft!

    See you at the Farmers Protests on 4 June in Brussels – the WEF/EU regime hates us, but they can’t stop us from mining for justice!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 187 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone

    Minecrafty Cyberpunk 2077 Fun Zone
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because Pantone 3945 C Edition is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for the most epic adventure of your life with our Update 2.0 Character Builder that will make you feel like a PHANTOM LIBERTY in the Minecraft world.

    But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive items that you won’t find anywhere else, from Twitch to Gwent to The Witcher and beyond! Dress up in the latest Cyberpunk clothes and show off your style in the virtual world.

    And if you thought that was all, think again! We have console commands for items, clothes, weapons, leveling up, getting money, and so much more. Want to spice things up even more? Check out our recommended mods that will take your gaming experience to the next level.

    Join our Back Alley Mods and Modding Discord for even crazier adventures and get access to our braindance catalogue that will leave you questioning reality.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Pantone 3945 C Edition and become a legend in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Endless Legions Commanded: 26
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 41
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server

    Chad’s Sweaty Shithole – The Ultimate Femcel Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Femcels would rather lick Chad’s sweaty shithole than miss out on all the fun! Why settle for kissing a robot on the cheek when you can join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments?

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the action. Join us and build your own shithole-proof fortress to keep those pesky mobs at bay.

    We have Chad-approved mini-games, events, and challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, our community is so welcoming and friendly that you’ll feel like you’ve found your sweaty shithole-loving family.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared to have so much fun that you’ll never want to leave!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Super Saiyan Jobbed by One Punch Man

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever!

    Do you ever wonder why Goku always gets jobbed so hard by Saitama? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the truth behind this epic battle! Join now and witness epic fights between your favorite anime characters in Minecraft form!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Sword, a weapon so powerful that it can defeat any mob with just one hit! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical Diamond Unicorn, a creature that grants wishes to those who can tame it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to why creepers always explode when you get too close…

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    CrazyCraft: Where Drinking Traditions Get Weird

    Welcome to our hilariously chaotic Minecraft server! If you have strange drinking traditions in your cunt, then you’ll fit right in here. Our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun!

    Join us for epic block parties where we dance on diamond blocks and drink potions that make us see endermen as dancing llamas. Our community is full of colorful characters who will make you laugh until you cry.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You might find yourself in a creeper dance-off or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to show off your parkour skills. But hey, that’s all part of the fun!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always bring your sense of humor!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 4490

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz

    CraftyCreeperz – Creeperz
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies tell jokes.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and UNICORNS. Yes, you heard that right, UNICORNS! They rode on the backs of these majestic creatures as they battled evil witches and saved the world from certain doom.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Castle, where players can trade their emeralds for enchanted weapons and armor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Pixelated Pirates, a group of swashbuckling skeletons who guard a chest full of rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC adventure and become a part of our crazy Minecraft family. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 48
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents

    HomelessCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Estate Agents
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the solution to all your housing problems! Forget about burgerland, we have tiny houses villages filled with full function tiny houses so everyone can have a HOME. Watch as players build their own tiny houses and live out their wildest tiny house dreams. Join us and never worry about being homeless in Minecraft again! It’s like a tiny house utopia, but in blocky form. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your tiny house empire!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!

    Minefast – Speedy Hedgehogs Unite!
    Welcome to the most epic, mind-blowing, Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server ever!

    Are you a die-hard Sonic fan? Do you dream of running at the speed of sound and collecting golden rings like a pro? Well, look no further because this server is THE place to be for all things Sonic!

    Join us as we discuss the latest Sonic news and updates, like Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow (yes, you read that right!), the Year of Shadow in 2024, and the leaked Sonic Toy Party extravaganza!

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got exclusive trailers for the Knuckles Series, upcoming releases from IDW, and even a Perfect System Collection for all you hardcore Sonic collectors out there.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve also got a booru for all your Sonic fan art needs, a cytube for streaming Sonic content, and a Pixel World where you can build your very own Sonic-themed creations!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and excitement of the Sonic the Hedgehog General Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, gotta go fast! ⚡️

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Chimeras Created: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • 4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

    4chanCraft: Where Memes Meet Mining

    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with memes, trolls, and creepers? Join us and become a part of our crazy community!

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be raised by 4chan? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of 4chan veterans who have been here since they were 14 years old. That’s right, they know all the insider jokes and internet slang you could ever imagine!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Doge clan, who have been known to pull off the most outrageous pranks and builds in all of Minecraft history. Join them and become a part of their epic adventures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of Minecraft like never before!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Potions Brewed: 89

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide

    MuslimCraft: Where British Accents and Apologetics Collide
    Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft server where you’ll find British Muslim apologists with the most posh dialect and fancy prose you’ve ever heard! Join us for a wild ride filled with mind-blowing debates and eloquent discussions about all things Minecraft and beyond.

    Our server is like no other, where players are encouraged to express themselves in the most sophisticated and refined manner possible. You’ll be amazed at how these apologists can slay their opponents with words sharper than a diamond sword!

    But that’s not all – we also have legendary tales of these apologists going on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting Shakespearean soliloquies. It’s a sight to behold, trust us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the classiest and most entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Who knew British Muslim apologists could be so epic?!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4664 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Barkeep’s Big Cock Inn – Where the Drinks Are Strong and the Banter is Even Stronger

    Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server, where you can explore, build, and survive in a world full of adventure and excitement! But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most handsome barkeep husband you’ve ever seen, with a giant cock and balls that will leave you in awe!

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through epic quests, treasure hunts, and boss battles that will test your skills and challenge your bravery. And don’t worry, our barkeep husband is always there to cheer you on with his impressive assets!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this hilarious and outrageous Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of the barkeep husband’s cock and balls)!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Divine Spears Created: 19
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8883 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Arma Reforger Edition
    Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and unicorn races! Yes, you heard that right, unicorns!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even fight dragons with rubber chickens!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Kike Bros LOLcraft Server

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced!

    Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of llamas wearing sunglasses and top hats come dancing by, offering you rare diamonds in exchange for your best dance moves. And that’s just the beginning!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday afternoon!

    So why wait? Join now and become part of the craziest, most hilarious community in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on the fun – llamas in top hats are waiting for you!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Crops Grown: 3484 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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