CraftingChronicles | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNotArtsy – Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, art, Boundaries, Craftsmanship, CraftyNotArtsy, creativity, cultural norms, Expression, imagination, innovation, Interpretation, Minecraft, originality, Overlooked, Perception, perspective, skill, smp, societal standards, Subjective, talent, Unconventional, Unrecognized

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Wilderness Tamed:	11

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, the most lit place to be right now. Like, seriously, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds ever. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall. It’s like, totally wild.

And the best part is, we have the craziest events ever. Like, last week we had a dance party in the Nether and everyone was wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It was so epic, I couldn’t even handle it. And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other. One time, we filled someone’s house with a million chickens. It was clucking madness, I tell ya.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. But be warned, once you join, you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a black hole of awesomeness.

PlushCraft – Sleepless Nights

bedtime comfort, bedtime routine, childhood memories, comfort objects, cuddly toys, Emotional support, mental health, NIGHTS, Nostalgia, plush toys, PlushCraft, Relaxation, security blankets, sentimental items, sleep aids, sleep associations, sleep companions, sleep patterns, sleep therapy, sleeping habits, sleeping with toys, Sleepless, stuffed animals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Are you tired of sleeping with boring old stuffed animals? Join our Minecraft server and sleep with virtual pandas, unicorns, and even a dragon or two! Our server is so lit, even your stuffed animals will be jealous. Plus, rumor has it that if you sleep with a virtual llama, you’ll have the best dreams of your life. So why settle for teddy bears when you can have a whole virtual zoo in your bed? Join now and upgrade your stuffed animal game to epic proportions!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	271108	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	4716
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	389
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Emeralds Found:	8320
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1497	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Animals Bred:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magic Items Found:	5391
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	New Chunks Explored:	457174

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6069
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1076
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Zombie Dances:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

Players:	110/400	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	1097	Magical Moments Shared:	13