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Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 2
Falling into the Void: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Potions Brewed: 96
Divine Spears Created: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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