Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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