Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a parent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for parents who need a break – whether it’s from sinus infections, allergies, or just plain exhaustion.

Join us and experience the thrill of letting your kids watch TV while you catch some much-needed Z’s. Who needs Sunday school when you have a virtual world to explore? Plus, we have virtual babysitters in the form of friendly mobs who will keep your kids entertained while you rest.

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life responsibilities – on our server, the only thing you need to focus on is building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So come join us and leave your worries behind – after all, it’s just a game, right?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Crops Grown: 5912 Alien Abductions: 3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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