CraftersLand Network Servers – [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games]

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CraftersLand Network Servers - [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games] Minecraft Server

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Servers:➣ Space Factions➣ Pure Survival: McMMO ➣ Hiipo Plot Survival➣ SkyBlock: Live in the skys ➣ Creative: Plots – Just build ➣ Survival Games: Hunger Games – Kits ➣ AssassinS PvP and Parkour➣ Snoball Fight Game➣ Run from the Beast: Lots of maps ➣ Capture The Wool: Custom Arenas ➣ SkyWars➣ TnT RunAnd more…

We run modded servers too, for details visit our website. All our servers are hosted on dedicated servers in data centers and they are online 24/7.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Villages Defended:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

ChaosCraft: Where We Make Your Minecraft Dreams a Nightmare!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can unleash a horde of explosive chickens on your enemies. Imagine the chaos and confusion as they try to fend off a barrage of clucking bombs!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground labyrinth filled with mischievous gnomes who will steal your items and leave behind ridiculous pranks. Good luck trying to navigate your way out of that mess!

And if you’re feeling particularly daring, you can challenge our resident Ender Dragon to a dance-off. That’s right, a dance-off! Who knew that the key to defeating a mighty beast was busting out your best moves?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 265471451 by Anonymous

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco where you can party with zombies and skeletons to the latest Minecraft hits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Chicken, whose eggs are said to grant wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Mile High Club: A Minecraft Server for Exploring Denver’s Virtual Twin!

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Are you tired of the hustle and bustle of city life? Do you dream of living on the outskirts and commuting to work in style? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape the chaos of city living and enjoy a peaceful commute to your virtual job.

Imagine waking up in your virtual house on the outskirts of our server, surrounded by beautiful pixelated landscapes and peaceful mobs. You hop on your virtual minecart and zip through the city to your virtual office, all while dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of commuting within the city like never before. Who needs a car when you can ride a minecart to work? Plus, you’ll never have to worry about traffic jams or road rage again. So pack your virtual bags and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Enchantments Applied:	285
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3742	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Hot Blocks & Cool Creepers: ‘/sauna/’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Opetuspainos! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Taco Village, where villagers trade emeralds for tacos made of pure gold.

So why wait? Join Opetuspainos today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence. Just be sure to watch out for the ninja creepers and dancing skeletons – they’re known to throw epic dance parties that you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Anon’s Blocky Adventures: Server No. 673526275

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up out of nowhere to cheer you on!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a fierce army of ninja kittens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours – because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

IranianMinecraftMadness: Where Scott Ritter’s military dreams come to life in pixelated glory!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild Scott Ritter appears, ready to debate George Galloway on the best mining techniques. Will they settle their differences with a friendly game of spleef? Only on our server!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes in the land. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, causing chaos wherever he goes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyLegends – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic LOLs!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for the High Noon Event where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks will be roaming around causing chaos. And don’t miss out on the Blood Moon event where things get extra spooky with Kayle, Varus, Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand running amok.

But that’s not all! We have the most insane patch notes that will blow your mind and keep you on your toes. Plus, our PBE patch notes are so wild, you won’t believe what’s coming next. And if you want to dominate the game, check out our builds and account stats to stay ahead of the competition.

And let’s not forget about our model viewer where you can see all your favorite champions in action. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LazyPandaCraft: Where you can get a 5/10 without even trying!

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Are you tired of grinding away on other Minecraft servers just to get mediocre rewards? Well, look no further because on our server, you can jerk off to 9/10 pixelated girls daily! Why settle for a 5/10 when you can have a 9/10 experience right at your fingertips? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane Minecraft server experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Block Punch Mania

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to rewrite the script of two absolutely ridiculous Jews who thought they were comedians.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have two unfunny hacks leading the way, ensuring that every moment is filled with laughter (or cringing, depending on your sense of humor).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild and crazy that even Jesus himself would say “Fuck, this is insane!” Join us as we build, mine, and explore in a world where anything can happen.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this absurd adventure and see where the madness takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dimension Hops:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Crafting Waifus: The Ultimate ‘/int/ernational gf thread’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a girlfriend who can kick butt and take names? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special faction of Amazonian American soldier girlfriends who are ready to protect you from creepers and zombies while also stealing your heart.

These ladies are not only strong and fierce, but they also have a sweet side that will make you melt like a block of ice in the Nether. Plus, they are definitely not fat – in fact, they are so fit and toned that you’ll be wondering if they’re secretly training for the Olympics.

Join our server today and you’ll have the chance to meet your very own Amazonian American soldier girlfriend. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a whirlwind romance that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love (and the adventure) begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	792	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyV4M – Where Pixels and Memes Collide!

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for the Birthday Girl Edition! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to Mono’s birthday bash! We’ve got Gen 1, Gen 2, and even Gen 3 talents like you’ve never seen before. From Abi Kadabura slaying creepers to Yumi the Witch brewing up some potions, this server is the place to be.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got debut merch that will make you look cooler than a diamond sword. And don’t forget about the Globie gen 2 girls making their debut this weekend – they’re so awesome, even Herobrine is jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be impressed. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, only on the most epic Minecraft server in the multiverse!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty AF: Game of the Year my ass

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that claim to be the “Game of the Year”? Well, look no further because our server is the REAL deal. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and gold for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you will ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server of all time, then join us today. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, “Game of the Year my ass.”

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

2 More Blocks Until the Zeitgeist Shifts Again Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for the world to end? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers ready to explode, zombies ready to munch on your brains, and Endermen ready to teleport you to another dimension. Join us for the ultimate apocalyptic experience – who needs the real world when you can have chaos and destruction in block form? Hurry, before the zombies beat you to it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3677	Love Letters Sent:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafty Runescape Rascals: ‘/osg/ Oldschool Shenanigans’

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and tame creatures? Well, look no further than our Brutal Urban Youth Dragon-edition server!

Join us for epic battles against Undead Pirates, where you can show off your skills in the Colosseum and become the ultimate champion. But beware, NPC Defence Changes mean the enemies are tougher than ever before!

Looking for a challenge? Take part in our /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition and prove you’re the best of the best. And if you’re new to the server, don’t worry – we have quests and diaries to guide you on your journey to greatness.

With a website, wiki, and Twitter page to keep you informed, you’ll never miss out on the latest updates and events. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner dragon-slaying, pirate-fighting, colosseum-conquering hero today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MonkeyPawCraft: Where wishes come true… in the most unexpected ways!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…kinda. Ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our server is so magical, it’s like someone wished on a monkey paw to give you everything you want…but with a hilarious twist. Want a diamond sword? Sure, but it’s made out of spaghetti. Want to build a castle? Go for it, but it might just turn into a giant rubber duck halfway through.

Join us for the most unpredictable, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mishaps you’ll encounter on our server. So come on in and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.