CraftersLand Network Servers – [AssassinS | Survival | Creative | Games]

PeeBurnCraft

burning sensation, Communication, condoms, Conflict, crotch, discomfort, Doctor, family, husband, hygiene, Marriage, Medical advice, odour, parenting, PeeBurnCraft, personal hygiene, Pregnancy, pull out method, relationship, Upset, uti

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any smelly crotches like the one in this story! Our server is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re bathing in a field of flowers while playing.

Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where hygiene is a top priority. No more stinky husbands or uncomfortable conversations about UTIs here!

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the best luck in finding diamonds. Some say our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that your mining adventures will be fruitful and odor-free.

So come on over and join us for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to shower before logging on – we have standards here!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP

Celebrity, controversial, criticism, culture, dislike, Entertainment, FAMOUS, HateCelebsNotMinecraftSMP, influence, judgment, Media, NEGATIVE, opinion, Perception, Personal, Popular, Preferences, public figure, reasons, Social, star

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP where we roast popular celebrities like marshmallows over a campfire! Join us if you want to unleash your inner savage and spill the tea on all those annoying celebs you can’t stand. We have a special “Hate-A-thon” event every week where we build giant statues of our least favorite stars and then blow them up with TNT. It’s therapeutic, trust me. So if you’re ready to throw shade and have a laugh, come join us and let the celebrity roasting begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCompanions

Caring, characteristics, Communication, Companionship, CraftyCompanions, define, Empathy, genuine, good friendship, Honesty, Laughter, long term, loyalty, Memories, Mutual, Reliable, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Unconditional, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Company Country

capitalism, community impact, Company, company countries, company towns, corporate dominance, corporate influence, Country, Crafty, economic globalization, economic restructuring, Economic shift, global economy, Globalization, globalization effects, industrial decline, Industrial Revolution, labor history, multinational corporations, societal change, societal transformation, urban development, workforce displacement

yOu gOtTA jOiN dIs sErVeR cUz LiKe, wE gOt DiAmOnDz fOr DaYz aNd GoLd fOr DaZe. We bUiLt A cItY oN tOp Of A gIaNt DiAmOnD aNd We RiDe DiAmOnD hOrSeS aNd fLy On GoLdEn ChIcKeNs. AlSo, wE hAvE aN eNdLeSs SuPpLy Of CoOkIeS aNd CaNdY cAnEs. yOu CaN aLsO fIgHt A gIaNt PiG wItH aN eVeRlAsTiNg BaCoN sWoRd. cOmE jOiN uS aNd BeCoMe A cItIzEn Of OuR cRaZy CoMpAnY cOuNtRy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Buildings Constructed:	36
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Mystery Glyphs Server

Ancient Art, Ancient civilization, ancient history, Ancient mysteries, archaeological site, archaeology, Archaeology News, archaeology research, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, Geoglyphs, glyphs, historical discovery, Mysterious, mysterious markings, mysterious symbols, Mystery, Nazca glyphs, peru, Revealed, Server, south america, UNESCO World Heritage Site

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and explore the hundreds of mysterious Nazca glyphs that have just been revealed!

Legend has it that these glyphs hold the key to unlocking special powers in the game. Want to fly like a bird? Just decode the glyphs and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time!

But be warned, the glyphs are guarded by ancient Minecraft gods who will challenge you to epic battles. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what secrets the Nazca glyphs hold for you to discover!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Invictus: Where incompetence thrives and creepers reign supreme in version 1.21.1!

1.21.1, alcohol, Bedrock compatibility, Brewery, Chairs, Community Events, CREEPERS, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, Discord, hard difficulty, Incompetence, Invictus, java, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, PvE, Reign, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, Sitting, smp, SUPREME, Thrives, vanilla tweaks, Version, Viewable Dynmap

Server Name	Invictus SMP ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	180+
World Reset	Every 6 months
Server Type	Public
Season	9th season (fresh new world)
Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord Invite	Discord Invite Link
Difficulty	Hard
Compatibility	Bedrock
Plugin Pack	Custom
Uptime	99.99%
Dynmap	Viewable (coming soon)

Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the server IP invictus.r2f.co and bedrock port 25591.

2. Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is public and welcomes anyone and everyone to join the community.

3. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every 6 months or so, with a fresh new world for each season.

4. Are there any special features on the server?

Yes, the server offers various features such as custom plugins, vanilla tweaks, community events, player shops, lockable chests, shooting stars, chairs & sitting, and much more.

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link here.

6. Can I participate in server lore events?

Yes, there is a server lore channel where players can engage with the lore and participate in related events.

7. What is the server’s uptime?

The server has a dedicated host with a 99.99% uptime guarantee.

8. Will there be a viewable Dynmap available?

Yes, a viewable Dynmap feature is planned to be added soon to the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Potions Brewed:	191	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

consequences, contemplating, cost-benefit analysis, Decision making, deliberation, evaluating choices, hindsight, introspection, justification, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, pondering, Questioning, reassessment, reevaluation, Reflection, second guessing, self-evaluation, Server, value assessment, weighing options, worth it, worthiness

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens or building a house on top of a flying pig! Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself “was it worth it?” every time you log off (spoiler alert: it totally is)! So come on, join us and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crypto Money International Transactions Minecraft SMP

blockchain technology, Countries, cross-border payments, Crypto, crypto money, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, economic impact, Economy, emerging technologies, financial innovation, Financial Stability, financial system, global trade, International, international transactions, Markets, Minecraft, monetary policy, MONEY, regulatory framework, smp, Trade, Transactions

Join our Minecraft SMP and become a crypto expert without ever leaving your blocky world! Trade diamonds for emeralds, gold for iron, and even create your own virtual currency called “Creeper Coin”! Who needs real money when you can buy a virtual mansion with a few well-placed redstone contraptions?

But beware, the Ender Dragon has gotten into the crypto craze and is hoarding all the Bitcoin blocks in the End dimension. Will you be able to defeat him and claim the ultimate crypto prize? Join now and find out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BestiePapers Minecraft Server

avoidance, awkward, Best Friend, BestiePapers, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, difficult decisions, Disappointment, friendship, growth, Honesty, long distance, Marriage, Maturity, Minecraft, papers, past relationships, personal boundaries, rejection, relationships, Server, social pressure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you’re casually mining for diamonds when suddenly, out of nowhere, your high school best friend calls you up and asks you to marry her for papers! And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, awkward encounters, and maybe even a fake wedding or two. Who knows, you might even run into your ex-girlfriend who’s now a creeper in disguise! Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoBabyNoPartyCraft

#breastfeeding, anxiety, baby, ceremony, child-free wedding, compromise, Detachment, exception, family, family dynamics, guest, leaving baby, newborn, newborn care, NoBabyNoPartyCraft, rules, sibling, sister, special day, Understanding, Wedding

Are you tired of boring weddings where you have to leave your baby at home or with a stranger? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and bring your baby along for the ride! We understand the importance of family, even in the virtual world. No child-free policies here, everyone is welcome, even the little ones!

Imagine attending a wedding in Minecraft where your baby can join in on the fun. Watch as they explore the virtual world, build their own mini Minecraft empire, and maybe even find love with another baby player (just kidding, that would be weird).

Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a baby-friendly Minecraft experience. Who needs a child-free wedding when you can have a baby-filled Minecraft server instead? Join now and let the virtual festivities begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ores Mined:	547	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mines Excavated:	3234

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

AgelessSMP – Eternal Minecraft Fun

age, ageless, AgelessSMP, aging, Decision making, dream, ETERNAL, eternal happiness, eternal life, eternal youth, eternal youthfulness, FANTASY, Forever Young, Fun, hypothetical, IMMORTALITY, life choice, Longevity, Minecraft, never grow old, Time, timelessness, wish, youthfulness

Are you tired of adulting and dealing with responsibilities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can be any age you want for the rest of your virtual life! Want to be a carefree kid again? Done. Want to be a wise old grandpa? You got it. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret potion hidden somewhere on the map that can make you reverse your age in real life too! Imagine the looks on your friends’ faces when you show up to school as a toddler or a senior citizen. It’s the ultimate prank!

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the age of your dreams. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1844
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CreeperCraze: Blowin’ Up Blocks!

blocks, BLOWIN, CreeperCraze, destructive tendencies, harmful habits, self harm, self-defeating behaviors, self-destructive actions, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive behaviors, self-destructive choices, self-destructive habits, self-destructive mindset, self-destructive patterns, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, unintentional actions

Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic chaos and destruction you never knew you needed in your life! Forget accidentally hitting your toe on the corner of a table, on our server you’ll be accidentally blowing up entire villages with your TNT cannons!

Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster of self-destructive behavior, where you can unleash your inner chaos and watch the world burn (literally). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of creepers plotting to take over the server with their explosive antics.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of unintentional destruction in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s memory capacity)? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Climate Care Crew

#sustainability, adaptation, Awareness, care, climate, climate change, CREW, discussion paper, DOCTORS, education, environmental health, health care workers, Healthcare, human health, Impact, Initiatives, medical professionals, mitigation, Prepare, public health, researchers, Strengthen, Train

lol this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong but in a good way! imagine if doctors and researchers in Minecraft were trying to save the world from climate change by building epic structures and fighting off zombie polar bears. join us if you want to be a hero in a lab coat, saving the world one block at a time! plus, we have free virtual vaccines for all players to protect you from in-game diseases. come join the madness and be a part of the wackiest medical team ever!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Towns Built:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RigoloSMP: Where Even the Creepers Have a Sense of Humor! Join Us for Some Laughs and Vanilla Survival Fun! Whitelist Only.

Adventure, bedrock, building, Challenges, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Discord, Explore, Friends, Fun, gameplay, humor, Join, Journey, laughs, multiplayer, Players, RigoloSMP, rules, Season, sense, Server, smp, success, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Rigolo SMP
Server Version	1.21
Type	Vanilla
Community	Amazing
Compatibility	Cracked and Bedrock players allowed

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

Join the Discord using the link provided and we’ll whitelist you.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running on version 1.21.

3. Is the server modded?

No, the server is entirely vanilla.

4. Are cracked and Bedrock players allowed?

Yes, both cracked and Bedrock players are allowed to join.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

He’s One Of Us Minecraft Server

acceptance, Allegiance, Alliance, belonging, belongingness, brotherhood, camaraderie, Community, Companionship, Connection, family, HE’S ONE OF US, Hes, inclusion, loyalty, Minecraft, Server, Sisterhood, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Tribe, Unity

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because on our server, HE’S ONE OF US! That’s right, our owner is actually a talking llama who loves to build roller coasters out of diamonds and ride them all day long.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base filled with dancing chickens and a giant hot tub made entirely of lava. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the walls are lined with golden carrots and emerald blocks.

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you accidentally fall into a pit of slime blocks and bounce your way to victory. So come on, join us and remember, HE’S ONE OF US!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8215

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Farms Harvested:	946
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1