CraftACat SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocktopia: EU vs Russia

blocktopia, commissioner, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, EU, EU-Russia relations, Europe, European Commission, european politics, european union, foreign affairs, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, political news, russia, sanctions

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Items Found:	7320	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Towns Built:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we take russia sanctions into our OWN hands!!! we build giant walls to keep out the russians and have epic battles with them using diamond swords and TNT!!! our commissioner is a total badass who will lead us to victory!! join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!!! #russiasanctions #minecraftmadness

Ethereal Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, BITE, elle, elle glande, elle glande sur ma bite, Ethereal, glande, m&a, Quests, sur, sur ma bite

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Buildings Constructed:	50
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Potions Brewed:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s like, totally lit, okay? Like, you can build the most epic bases and stuff, and there are like, no rules, so you can do whatever the heck you want. Plus, there are like, a bajillion mobs to fight, so you’ll never get bored. And the best part? You can totally prank your friends by setting up traps and stuff. It’s gonna be so epic, you won’t even believe it. So like, come join us and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyDrunkGF

alcoholism, Boundaries, CHANGE, Communication, CraftyDrunkGF, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Drinking, Emotional Abuse, everyday, Hiding, Issue, Lies, overreacting, partner, reaction, relationship, Trippin, Upset, verbally abusive, weird

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ores Mined:	1252
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who drinks every night and turns into a verbally abusive zombie? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all that drama behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from your partner’s drunken rants, or you can team up with other players to take down creepers and skeletons who remind you of your partner’s behavior. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all the alcohol into harmless sparkling water, so you can enjoy a virtual drink without the real-life consequences.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks drinking every night is no big deal.

BlockyVirginity

advice, anticipation, awkwardness, BlockyVirginity, Communication, emotions, EXCITEMENT, Expectations, Experience, Exploration, first time, growth, Intimacy, learning curve, Memories, nerves, Preparation, Self Discovery, Surprises, Tips, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	New Chunks Explored:	950681
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Villages Defended:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords! That’s right, we’ve got crazy mobs and even crazier adventures waiting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks? Well, now you can on our server! Just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss his hilarious one-liners.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of laughs, explosions, and epic battles that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Super Bowl Citizens – Confidently Wrong

Accuracy, american football, Assumptions, Beliefs, Bowl, Championships, Citizens, Competition, Confidence, Confidently, developing countries, football, knowledge, low-income countries, NFL, POVERTY, predictions, sports, Super, super bowl, underprivileged, winning teams, wrong, wrong predictions

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a llama who could breakdance better than any player on this server. Legend has it that if you join, you will be blessed with epic dance moves and unstoppable gaming skills. Plus, our server is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on down and join the fun! Who needs the Super Bowl when you can be part of this epic adventure? Join now and become a part of the madness!

The Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, be nice, BLOCK, Communication, Community, compassion, Edition, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Harmony, Haven, Kindness, letter, love, Peace, positivity, relationships, Respect, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Magic Items Found:	6473	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a magical wonderland of friendship and rainbows. It’s, like, the ultimate chill zone where everyone is, like, super nice to each other.

I’m talking, like, no toxic players or griefers allowed. We only vibe with positive peeps who spread love and good vibes. It’s, like, a virtual hug fest 24/7, man.

And, get this, the admins are, like, unicorns in human form. They grant wishes and sprinkle fairy dust on your builds. It’s, like, having your own personal Minecraft fairy godmother.

So, if you’re tired of all the drama and negativity on other servers, come join us in this magical land of wholesomeness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s spread love and blocky goodness together!

BlockyLoveTriangle

awkwardness, BlockyLoveTriangle, Boundaries, Boyfriend, butterflies, Communication, Crush, double date, feelings, friendship, hanging out, Honesty, Insight, Intimacy, new boyfriend, Party, past relationships, shock, strong feelings, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old friendships that end up with awkward double dates? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door and the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle!

Forget about “Alexa” and her questionable motives, on our server, the only thing you’ll be hooking up with is some epic loot. Say goodbye to awkward phone calls and hello to endless adventures with your new virtual pals.

Join now and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named “Eric” who loves to give out insider tips on where to find the best diamonds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

StatisticallyCrafty

Alarming, Analysis, bone-chilling, chilling, data, Data Point, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, INFORMATION, Numbers, petrifying, research, Scary, Shocking.., spine-tingling., statistic, StatisticallyCrafty, Terrifying, unnerving

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8510
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	1207
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Did you know that 99% of players who join our Minecraft server end up addicted to building pixelated castles and battling virtual zombies? It’s true! But don’t worry, we have a support group for those who can’t stop mining for diamonds. Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, join us and see why our server is the number one destination for players looking to escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

Algae Overlords 2.0

Advanced, Algae, Ancient, biology, Civilization, climate change, Earth, Environment, environmental impact, Evolution, Evolutionary scale, Extinct, fossil, History, intelligence, Kardashev scale, Overlords, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species, Technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

yo, ever wondered what it would be like to play Minecraft on a server run by ancient alien algae? well, now’s your chance! come join our server and experience the mind-blowing power of algae that covered Earth 65 million years ago.

rumor has it that the algae on our server is so advanced, it can build entire cities in seconds and create diamond armor out of thin air. not to mention, the algae is super chill and loves to party with players, throwing epic rave parties in the Nether.

but be warned, the algae can also be a bit mischievous. one time, it turned all the mobs into dancing llamas and made the creepers explode in confetti. it’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, that’s just the power of ancient alien algae for ya.

so come on down and join us for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience. who needs diamonds when you have algae, amirite?

Smart Light Windows – Energy Saver

dual-band electrochromic device, eco-friendly, ENERGY, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy efficient, energy storage, energy-saving solutions, flexible device, green building materials, innovative technology, Light, near-infrared radiation control, reduced energy consumption, researchers, Saver, Smart, smart home technology, smart windows, Sustainable Design, sustainable living, traditional windows, visible light control, window treatments, windows

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Animals Bred:	154	Rune Stones Activated:	12

join dis epic minecraft server where we have energy-efficient smart windows dat can change color like magic! u can control da light and reduce energy consumption by 20%! imagine ur minecraft house with windows dat can save da planet! come join us and be da coolest eco-friendly builder in da block! we also have secret quests where u can find rare materials to upgrade ur windows to be even smarter! hurry and join us now before da creepers steal all da energy!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Avatar, Character, Community, fag, Gaming, Identity, introduction, Media, mystic, name.., new, Newcomer, ONLINE, Patron, poopee, profile, Quest, Realm, Roleplay, roopee, Social, subscribe, virtual

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6160	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! This Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and the creepers here are so chill they’ll give you a high five before exploding.

Join us on this server and you’ll be living the high life, building mansions out of solid gold blocks and riding pigs through the Nether like it’s no big deal. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of leather pants on a skeleton, so you’ll never feel alone in this pixelated paradise.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together. And remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting? Poopee for life, baby!

MommaSaidNoDressSoYes

Asian culture, back tattoos, conservative attire, corset style, Cultural differences, custom designed dress, disrespectful comments, family expectations, family pressure, mean comments, MommaSaidNoDressSoYes, personal expression, scar on chest, sleeveless dress, strapless dress, tattoos, traditional values, wedding day, wedding dress, wedding reception

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Love Letters Sent:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	2782	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as rebellious as you are? Look no further! Join our server where showing off your tattoos is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Imagine a world where doctors and their families gather to admire your ink while battling creepers and building epic structures. Our server is the perfect place to let your freak flag fly, even if your parents and in-laws are watching!

Don’t let anyone shame you for being true to yourself. Wear that custom dress proudly, show off those tattoos, and let your inner rebel shine on our server. Who knows, maybe even the creepers will be impressed by your ink! Join now and let the fun begin!

TearJerkerTunesMC

TearjerkerTunesMC

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to cry? Well, look no further because our server will have you tearing up with laughter instead! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (but in a good way, we promise). So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of fun in Minecraft? Join now and get ready to laugh your blocks off!

Bolsonaro’s Poison PlotCraft

10. South America, 11. government, 12. conspiracy, 13. impeachment, 14. Latin America, 15. far-right, 16. extremism, 17. authoritarianism, 18. crisis, 19. investigation, 2. Bolsonaro, 20. justice., 3. coup attempt, 4. poison plot, 5. successor, 6. alleged, 7. charged, 8. political scandal, 9. corruption, Bolsonaros, Brazil, PlotCraft, Poison

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9

join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where even the president of brazil is plotting to poison his successor like a villain in a bad movie. come build your own world where the only plots involve building epic castles and battling creepers. who needs political drama when you can have virtual adventures with your friends? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any potential coup attempts. join now before things get even crazier out there!

Torrent Network

armor sets, Balanced Economy, bedrock, boss fights, Community, Duels, Dungeons, Economy, hermitcraft, History, Lore, Network, offline servers, Plot, PvP, Quests, Revamp, Server resets, torrent, Unique abilities, weapons, Xbox

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	Torrent SMP
Discord	https://discord.gg/torrent
Website	https://www.torrentsmp.com
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Server IP	torrentsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What are the different game modes available on Torrent SMP?

A: The server offers Survival, Lifesteal, and Creative Free Build modes.

Q: Can I participate in epic boss fights and dungeons on the server?

A: Yes, you can explore unique worlds with epic boss fights and dungeons as part of the questing system.

Q: How can I join the server community?

A: You can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/torrent and visit the website at https://www.torrentsmp.com

Q: Is there a live map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the live map at https://map.torrentsmp.com

Q: Are there any specific requirements to play on Torrent SMP?

A: The server is available on versions 1.7.2 to 1.21.4 Java and the latest versions of Bedrock on any device. You can also add on Xbox at PlayTorrent and connect through Bedrock Port 19132.

Players:	109/100	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	3742	Rainbows Spotted:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7